I know, I’m so terrified they are going to run away with our government and nobody will stop them. I am becoming so filled with rage but apparently nobody in charge has figured out a way to stop this alternative human. AM I TAKING CRAZY PILLS?

With you here in the UK as well. I take it as a good day when I turn on the news and it leads with the latest Brexit fiasco rather than with what Trump just said on Twitter.

I know. While I don’t think people should be graded on their religion, all evidence suggests that the Obamas are devout Christians, and that Donald is only religious insofar as it helps him politically. But Obama is Black and grew up in a Muslim country, so he can’t possibly be a Christian.

ohh yeah but Obama has always been so respectful and went to church so many times and people still called him a “secret Muslim.” Black people just can’t fuckin win no matter what they do. Fuck Trump and fuck all of the Trumpers.

Can you imagine if Obama had done anything even remotely so disrespectful to religious people? But I’ll bet Donald gets a pass.

But who will protect the children from all the grizzly bears with guns?

Between this and Berkley I think we can all assume America will go up in flames in the next week or so.

Because he looks 20 next to Gibson.

Were there potential grizzlies near your school, though?

It’s still pissing me off Gibson’s been rehabilitated without any rehabilitation. Plus, he starring in the adaptation of one my favorite books—The Professor and the Madman—because I vowed I’d never watch a movie with him in it ever again.

It’s not recognition until all the white people know.

“Frederick Dougie Fresh, a terrific guy. One of the best.”

No.

Jacuzzi sex is the most overrated thing ever! Awful Jacuzzi sex story here. A coworker ad her husband went to Vegas for a second honeymoon. They splurged on a very nice suite. When they stepped into the Jacuzzi with their champagne the Mr. stepped on a piece of glass. It was a shard from a broken champagne flute. The…

When I first read it, my eyes just skipped over the hashtag because it was hard to read and I thought, “Gee, Brie always seems like such a thoughtful person.” Then my eyes went back to figure out what the movie was. EYE ROLL.

Look where it got him though, and unlike trump, you aren’t an evil moron.

Glad it wasn’t just me. I read that at least half a dozen times and then gave up.

Now we know his mission statement.

Won’t get super specific because it’s impossible to provide context, but when you’re in ethics and the professor regularly says things that make you wonder how many times it took him to pass the MPRE it’s not a good thing.

Here he is quoting Kissinger. Filibuster forever.