Let them eat diamonds.

This is gold!

“Fist Lady” is a wonderful Freudian slip.

Of all the reasons to hate politics, the hypocrisy of the right on our current and last first ladies is right up there. Melania is on the cover of Vanity Fair eating diamonds and won’t move to DC yet it’s crickets on her because the left is too nice and the right doesn’t care. Michelle Obama asks kids to eat healthy…

“While she is a mom first, she is very much embracing the role and responsibilities of first lady,”

Remember how Lyudmila Putina just sort of gradually was seen less and less at official functions, and then not at all, and then a couple years passed and suddenly she was no longer Putin’s wife? I don’t know why I just thought of that.

You should write this script. It’s better than all the reboots we’ve been getting lately.

I would watch the movie about Skullis Inland.

The one thing a moist fart is good for is telling me pooping is imminent.

Came to say the same thing. I have a bad feeling someone will die.

Male person here: Hell yes. The women are being the only grownups in the whole damn place we live in right now.

It doesn’t feel like it... it is exactly that.

If feels like the women are doing all the heavy lifting in this fight.

Hasn’t everyone had sex in cars a bunch? No, of course not, heh, me neither, but yeah it’s definitely uncomfortable.

Trump and his peons are so worried about the Terrorists from other countries they are ignoring the terrorists in our own backyard. I find these terrorists much scarier because they’re already here and now have the government on their side. Religious freedom, ya’ll.  

Right now they can do what you’re saying, just fend for their members.

The law though allows non-union members to gain all the benefits the unions lobby and fight for without having to pay the union that fought for those benefits.

This is the only thing I want to talk about today. The Truck Fucking urge is starting to percolate into all facets of society. Have you ever had sex in a truck? Let me tell you, it’s one of the least sexy vehicle options. We all know it only ranks slightly higher than a mini-van.

Brady is to sophisticated thinking as Hernandez was to peer mediation.

Wait til you hear that they’ve changed play calls so that a post route to the right is now called “Muslim Ban”

“I haven’t paid much attention. I’m just a positive person.”