It’s clear that Rob Lowe is a real life Tamogotchi. I hope the new assistant knows this or she may kill a national treasure.

It wasn’t even classy. Ugly. Sad statue. It will be replaced by a giant Donald statue made completely out of gold (gold plated).

No, it’s really worse. At least back then we could trust most of the conservative party to respect the law, and put nation over party.

BILL O’REILLY said that?! Jesus, now I know I’m in fucking Bizarro World.

Sally is a Hero!!!

Grease 2 is better than Grease. NOT AN ALTERNATIVE FACT.

Jerry Brown has been taking a stand. This past weekend’s insanity is beyond belief. Feeling defeated this morning as I was getting ready for work, I asked Alexa if Trump will be impeached. She replied that she had no answer for that question.

And sing that song from Grease 2. We’ll Do It For Our Country! The Red White and the Blue! It applies to both countries so it works.

Tell us more. It may soothe us!

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Love it. Who have you detained? “Muslims.” Oh so this is a Muslim ban? “No no.” But you’ve detained Muslims. “Yes but we haven’t detailed ALL Muslims.” Oh you’ve detained people who aren’t Muslims? “No, I mean we haven’t detained every Muslim in the world.”

Fuuuuck, this is shameful behavior. Of course he denies this is a Muslim ban. I think we need more of this kind of response to their blatant lies. Rula Jebreal is my new hero.

Who even knows what was on the papers they wanted her to sign probably something horrible. Despite their claims this is going well, it has been as organized as everything else they do, badly.

It’s like they share a brain.

Too, too accurate!

This is what Eric Cartman would look like if he was a real human and an adult.

All these ignorant fools are jumping on this, “Not just Jews” bandwagon like they actually give a crap about any of those other, “innocent victims”. Looking at the other groups I’m going to say they hate them as well. But they hate Jewish people more.

Not to put too fine a point on it, but isn’t his son-in-law (and daughter) Jewish? Couldn’t Jared have whipped up something that was a little less tone-deaf?

I’m going to say it’s something you work on from childhood. I think it may be too late for us.

What Muslim ban? Muslims from Italy, Germany, etc. can still enter the country.