I Can’t Believe It’s This Fucker

Whatever we are, the only reason we haven’t been exterminated likely has something to do with a bleeding heart liberal spacealien pinko prime directive or something.

Jesus. Do you know how much it would suck to die from CF? Imagine not being able to breath. Yes, that’s what it would feel like. And to have her body tampered with? Can’t you just let this young woman rest in peace?!

There were no women in the room. OR, no one listened to the one woman in the room.

It’s no “Two For The Road”

I know who I’m voting for.

Giuliana is settling in with some popcorn right about now.

Oh, I see. Carry on then, dear.

Dear dudes: Stop watching so much porn. Real life is not a fantasy scene from a porn movie.

If you want to get buzzed, drink every time they say a word like ferguson or syria. If you want to get fucked up, drink every time they say economy or taxes.

I think the game is any time a candidate says something that makes your head hurt you drink. I should be blacked out in about 5 min. with that one.

I can’t get over those muddy stripes of ‘contouring’.

I feel a drinking game should be created for this debate. Hopefully someone less lazy can figure one out.

Is it an unpopular opinion to suggest that actual cheese lovers have nothing to worry about?

Pretty good Pinkham’s Law candidate.

Oh, they’ll regret it when their pregnancy rates sky rocket.