I also had a friend with horrible song interpretation skills. During a night of mad dog and boones hill (we were 17 so all alcohol was good) he tried to convince us 38 Special’s, Hold On Loosely, was about holding on to a woman’s breast. It’s about holding it gently and loosely and if you squeeze too tightly you’re…
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Friends had this discussion but we were all falling down drunk. The leading theory was that it is something akin to a “reverse poop”. A larger fellow assumed a semi-squatting position to describe how you use your butthole to suck the poo back and then hammer it up there with your cheeks like so, (here he turned and…
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That is why marry a rich person needs to be very high on the list. Then the rest of the list just follows.
The great irony is that every single thing that Americans take pride in was accomplished by radicals.
Agreed.
this.
It is absolutely not celebrating the crime of Jack the Ripper but looking at why and how the women got in that situation in the first place.
every michael bay movie is a benghazi movie, if you really think about it.
A pee diaper requires a hazmat team and 1.5 strands of clutching pearls.
let him fucking live his life, randi.
Mickey Mouse had one dog who was his pet and another who was his best friend. The ethics of this were never explored.
No way either of these skinny broads eat beef.
I wasn’t a fan of his aesthetic, but that’s a real shame. 57 is too young. I feel for his daughter.
HEY THAT’S ME! I MADE THAT! True life, I cried a little bit when I got it in the mail, and I’m pretty sure I’ve never seen my father look at me with such pride.
I have been such a goddamn sucker for these tweets. I know I’m being manipulated, but I can’t stop.
Yum! What a vintage.
It’s been a horrible week for the Right. Conservatives lost the confederate flag, The Affordable Care Act argument, and now this..
I’m so happy about today’s decision. Between the Obamacare ruling & the Marriage Equality ruling it is a SHIT week to be a conservative but an awesome week to be a decent human being. Now, if you’ll excuse me... I have a champagne glass to filll with republican tears. Slaínte!