FUPA= Frosted upper pubic area

With her finger?! Like some zoophilic lesbian? Ew! Ew! Ewww!!!! Clearly, you don’t understand this woman has principles.

I mean... if I knew someone was freaking out over a nonexistent vagina on a teddy bear cake, I might tease Mrs. Overreaction too. But then, I’m not the kind of person you probably want at a child’s christening in the first place.

It always has that brown grout. Everything about it says “god knows how dirty this floor is.” It’s intended to hide dirt. Speaking from experience.

Slut-shaming toddlers. Lovely!

Yeah, there’s nothing sexy about that picture - she’s a cute kid who’s probably seen that pose on magazines lying around the house, billboards, cartoons... hell, maybe she’s seen her Mum on magazines doing that same pose. It’s just a copycat thing and all kids do it. I mean, how else could I have learned to flip…

Wrong. Peak Brad hotness was empirically Legends of the Falls.

ERIN AND SARAH’S MANSION IS THE SAME MANSION KOURTNEY AND SCOTT USED TO LIVE IN

Anyone stupid enough to pay $700/ounce for weed deserves it. I got a bunch of shwaggy shake with seeds that I’m willing to sell for $1000.

These are horrible, horrible people.

...fuuuuuuck.
i’ve seen this happen working in juvenile residential care. we had many girls who were victims of sex trafficking and more than once did we have pregnant ones (or we discovered the pregnancy during intake exams/bloodwork). nearly all of them wanted to abort.
but they’re wards of the state...so they rely…

I felt pretty confident in the clarity of my comment.

Interesting that they called it the “Hyde Amendment”. I mean there’s no symbolism where the name Hyde is associated with the embodiment of a wealthy, upper class, elitist guy who sets free an alternate personality that indulges in his basest, cruelest, most violent impulses and is a threat to society as a whole.

ugh this is gonna get so many more stars than my original post, THANKS DUDE

No, he’s not.

I’m kind of not seeing the thing here? Yeah Fallon’s schtick is silly and mostly about getting celebrities to do stupid stuff but that can be funny, you know? Not everything has to be ultra serious, change the world, Capital C Comedy. There’s absolutely a place for that, but there’s also a place for silly, stupid shit…

This sort of petty in-fighting is why a man will never be president.

Also, all our American flags are mass-produced overseas.

I ran into one of those a couple years ago. Not surprisingly, every single joke was about my hair. The final one was him asking me what time I had to leave to get to my assistant manager job at Hot Topic, to which I replied, “Joke’s on you; I got fired from there YEARS ago!” The crowd loved that. It was also true.