Ask and the internet shall make it happen.

You win. That’s some human centipede level kind of hell.

I’m pretty sure the phone call was actually Sarah Huckabee Sanders pretending to be Carmen Yulin Cruz.

I hope neither of them has halitosis.

I’d be more interested to know if anyone has ever seen a good picture of him? I sure haven’t seen one.

As a Puerto Rican I have had to clear this up for some people. It’s depressing and shocking how many people I’ve met who don’t know this. Are we no longer on school maps or something? I’m going to drown my sorrows in some Don Q rum.

Yes, I’ve had 4 miscarriages and needed a d&c after one of them. I ended up with a terrible infection.

My grandmother often beheaded chickens so I’m no stranger to the site of chicken beheadings. But that was for dinner and not to make some asinine point. He could have made that point many other ways that didn’t involve needlessly killing an animal.

I had the same thought and only found it for rental on Amazon and Youtube, legally. I’ve found it on some other sites but am too much of a baby to try. I’m not cut out for a life of crime.

No Oliver Platt = Not worth it.

Maybe the next season of American Horror Story? Make this happen.

Those faces she’s making are just too much awesome for me to handle at this moment.

What a revelation that must have been for them. I’m sure they’re still scratching their heads over it but, they still give the least amount of fucks for what will happen to them.

A certain percentage of idiots will believe this bullshit. Almost 62 million idiots will believe it.

He’s just jealous Justin Trudeau is more handsome and has larger hands than he does. If he doesn’t tone it down Trump is going to accuse him of wire tapping his phones.

A measly, “1 billion”? He forgot to multiply that x30. That eye roll is me every single day for that last 100 days. I’ve got migraines.

That was my thinking. My husband is famous (only famous to me) for being a fun killer. I got him back with our 4th kid. He took the other 3 home and I named our son, Aidan River, ha. It was totally legal by the time he picked us up. Yup, Aidan as in, “Sex and the City”, and, River Phoenix. It’s his own fault for…

ummm, I’m not sure what exactly is wrong with your sister, that name is, AWESOME. That’s a name of a guy who knows how to party and make a bomb out of old car parts. That’s setting a kid up for success.

My husband wouldn’t allow me call our second son,“Kid 2 Electric Boogaloo”, and I’m still pretty bitter about it.

You’re the real winner in this story. That was the part I hated the most. Watching them decide who was and wasn’t invited to the party. It would always make me want to curl up in the fetal position and sing this song.