I really miss 80's Madonna. She was bold and brash but very likable. Current Madonna makes 80's Madonna embarrassed.

I thought the same exact thing. That resemblance is uncanny and just blew my mind.

In Touch has update on some of the teens and some of them are doing some impressive things. I guess being a teenage asshole doesn’t have to be a permanent affliction.

Yes, he likes to remind us it was a historical win but was also rigged.

This gif is what my soul does every morning. It feels more like a million days.

I can’t even look at the two of them together without my gag reflex kicking in. Most fathers would punch a guy in the face for saying the things he has about his own daughter.

“Hey guys, I made it. Let me in the picture. Why do you keep telling me to move more to the right?”

Is the name of the magazine in the upper right hand, Boner? Enquiring minds need to know.

My favorite was when they claimed Donald Trump has an iq of 163. My husband likes to text me the headlines for shits and giggles. I wish the real media would pick up the stories the National Enquirer tries to cover up. The world deserves to know that Jeff Sessions is actually the Bat Boy.

Just, “terrific” how failing of them. Being, “tremendous” is a clear sign of success, everyone knows it.

They can always use his favorite defense by claiming the victims too ugly to sexually assault.

How will we know to publicly shame her with that jacket covering up her chest?

If loving Timothy Olyphant (aka way hotter Josh Dumel) is wrong, I don’t wanna be right.

How frustrating for him that people keep taking his word so literally. Does nobody respect the sanctity of, “quotation marks”, anymore? Everything he said is retroactively, just a joke. It’s too bad nobody can figure out how to retroactively implant a brain to mouth filter.

I meant to write, “I’ve never hated a human to that degree.”. I’ve hated plenty of people. As well as various spiders and inanimate objects.

Maybe Marla didn’t know you could get pregnant after peeing on a millionaire right after sex?

So many smears it’s hard to keep them straight.

I binge watched Chewing Gum yesterday and I loved it. I also liked Santa Clarita Diet. I’m not sure if it really was good or not. I’m unable to be objective when when Timothy Olyphant is involved.

The one that auditioned agains Joey for the soup commercial.