Somewhere deep inside of us our inner 12 year old will never die.

I need something delicious to get rid of the taste of bile in my mouth. No, here come the dry heaves.

Oh, yeah. Well we’re supposed to get a super cool wall here in Texas. It’s supposed to be the best wall ever. Way better than marijuana wine, right?

That’s why when your high and have a genius epiphany you’re supposed to record it or write it down. The problem is your either to high to remember to do so or you can’t read your writing the next day.

I love early cocaine product ads. Especially the one’s for children toothache drops. And the heroin aspirin, good times, good times.

Those early Pope’s really knew how to party.

It’s hard not go cross over to the dark side when faced with that level of hatred. I remember in school my friend Chris had to deal with teachers humiliating him in class and it filled me with rage too. No matter how much they try and make everyone else feel they are the sick ones, the sickness is in them and nobody…

I wish. I live in Texas and have no choice but to sneak it with my friend in her garage like a teenagers. We’re 40 year old grown ass women. I mean, hypothetically we do.

New life goal. Drinking Mary Jane wine while watching Being Mary Jane. F’ing, Texas. They’ll be the last state to legalize weed.

What about pot being a scary gateway drug? It’s going to suck you in and ruin your life. Sarcasm aside, I smoked pot more than I ever drank when I was a teenager/young adult, but never tried anything stronger than that. It’s not very scientific but none of my friends who smoked pot with me ended up being heavy drug…

It’s crazy how easy this advice is to follow but hate is a powerful drug. I think it must be as addicting as heroin but I’ve never hated another human or tried heroin so I’m guessing here.

Is there such a thing as weed wine?

I hope there are not mention of “semen smears” in this new book. My stomach can’t handle that.

Sounds like a more murdery Gossip Girl.

Not if she wants to be an ambassador to the Chez Repub.

I just re read it and now it’s actually more terrifying than when I first read it.

Ohhh, I’m a book nerd and I’m out of reading material. What kind of books does she write?

Woooooo, it’s wine ‘o’ clock. Why didn’t someone tell me?

Interestingly, ever time I see Tiffany I think, “Oh yeah, I forgot about her” it seems like he has the same reaction.

Life goals.