I think most normal humans assumed he was lying about his wealth. But now that he’s in office he can finally make it a reality. He owes us a huge thanks for finally making him the billionaire he always wanted to be. But we know how much he likes to take credit for everything.

I’m questioning the Saved by the Bell phone. Not because I think it can spy on you but because I don’t know if you can trust anything touched by Screech or Mario Lopez. But the other two seem safe.

I’m amazed I don’t have any permanent scars from the all the times I burned my ears and forehead. I had one of those 4 in 1 irons. It crimped, had a triangle option, and 2 curling iron wands. Ohhhh and I really miss that steamer curling iron. Luckily I could cover all my burns with my teased bangs that were drowned…

One of those gave me a crazy headache from strangling the back of my neck all day. There was no place close by to buy a new on and topless was not an option. That was a lesson in fashion don’t I will never forget.

I was looking at these outfits and I swear I had some nearly identical pieces in the late 90's. The only thing missing is the baby doll dresses. I had a least a dozen of those.

I’ve tried xl sized bralettes and they still give me a uniboob. And I hate athletic tops with those stupid built in bras. They only ever make it to my nipples and then I have an under boob situation. I would so love to wear a beautiful camisole top with spaghetti straps but that’s never going to happen. When I was a…

Telling it like it is, Trump Style

I bet Obama took it with him. Thanks, Obama.

I’m actually wondering if this is even right? 150 million doesn’t seem like a lot for a guy who claims to be worth billions.

My husband makes around that much and he also gets bonuses twice a year. But, we have 4 kids and one is about to go to college, so it never really feels like it.

You’d be swimming in Grey Poupon like some kind of Rockefeller.

The problem with this excuse is that none of them are funny. Not intentionally that is. With the exception of the excellent comedy style of, Miss Kellyanne Conway. She nails her soulless banshee character every time.

And this is the reason I still think he’s so obsessed with Obama. Everything going wrong has to be Obama fault otherwise there is nobody else to blame, but himself. He’s never once in his life had to be accountable for mistakes and now there are more mistakes than people to blame.

I’m so depressed I never find Obama in my microwave. I check everyday and he’s never there.

I still can’t understand why people thought this was a good quality. The people I’ve known who, “Tell it like it is” were assholes and wrong.

Obama was probably listening to all Trump’s conversations on his shoe phone.

He’s headed into “Fatal Attraction” level obsession.

Well, Obama’s hands are nearly twice the size of Donald Trump’s so............ That and he’ll never be as cool and chill. Part of me wishes Obama would come out and verbally punch him in the face. But, I’m sure the fact he hasn’t probably angers Donald even more.

Is this in Canadian or American dollars? That kind of money would still buy a lot of non spying vibrators.

Between they spying microwaves and now vibrators, what appliances can you even trust anymore?