Oh crap. I’ve never had that happen but I do suffer from migraines and they are temporary trips to hell. If that happened more than once I’d have to reconsider sex.

Now that’s a party.

This right here is the only acceptable protocol for dulling the pain of waiting in an airport. But if already on the plane, I kind of think they should’ve been forced to fight to the death for it.

Nothing like tooting your own horn.

This is just religious persecution. Can you imagine how painful it must be to have people hate and judge you on nothing more than your beliefs? The outrage. I’m going to try and squeeze out a few tears for this hero.

Fair enough.

Every time I take my daughter to work the same frigging car is in the parking lot with the bumper sticker, “Secede”. I’m guessing it’s an old one but living in Texas I’ve learned they threaten this quite a bit. It could possibly be a new one, but it’s a daily reminder to me how may idiots live here. I’m no longer…

Unless he’s bought them and then married them. She looks ecstatic to be there. I’m curious how long he had to save up to buy her? It must have been decades since he’s still rocking the vhs/ tv combo.

I’m pretty sure there are lots of job openings for racist entitled assholes in the White House and in pretty much every agency.

That’s them. A bunch of idiots who think they’re being clever.

They low standards means it doesn’t take much to trick people into thinking you’re competent. It’s worked for them so far, unfortunately.

I think this comment answers my question. I was wondering why the dude holding the bunny head was standing so far back. I guess that school newspaper knows what it’s talking about.

Classic Grandpa.

But, is he single?

I feel like we’ve had to suffer more Hilton’s than we deserve. And now through Paris we’ve been infested by Kardashians. When will our suffering stop?

Grandpa? I’m only checking because this is a joke he would make and then try and steal my nose.

The ole, Rosemary Woods Stretch, it’s also my favorite sexual position.

I used to have a hate crush on him and now I just hate him.

1 million stars for you. But you’ll have to accept just this tiny single one.

YESSSSSS!