It’s like War Games but more terrifying and real life.

It’s like my good friend Piglet always says,

The answer is, everyone and nobody. Everyone seems to think they are the boss until something goes wrong and then nobody is the boss.

Ahhhh, those fucking emails. Is anybody asking Comey why he felt emails were more important than Russian connections. Obviously we know the answer but it would be nice if he had to answer it. Nobody will but a girl can dream.

And everyone in his administration has no problem lying under oath. This is sure one crazy well oiled machine he has working over there. It was made in Russia.

Everybody tells him so. And by, “Everyone” he means himself aka “extremely reliable source”.

And also, make their dinner and sandwiches. A mans gotta eat.

Calling it, “VOICE” isn’t fooling anybody. You can’t say, “While we may be a Nation divided on policies, we are a country that stands united in condemning hate and evil in all its forms.”, and then create an office that will do nothing but fan the flames of hate.

That was my exact thought. As soon as someone criticizes him he’s going to fly into a Twitter rage.

It must have been their plan all along. Lower the bar of decency so much that anything in comparison seems impressive.

I’ve spent my entire life trying to figure out what is so scary about women having free agency of their own bodies? Will the world end if women are paid the same as men? Educated and free thinking women can only benefit society and not harm it. But we are still dealing with men and women who want to enforce the…

The rest of it was fake news. Just that one part was true.

It’s like he forgot he’s supposed to be working for the people of his state and not the other way around. Town Hall meetings aren’t supposed to be about stroking his ego. Nobody wants to stroke his anything.

Ohhhh, so as long as they are useful to you they can stay? Sounds like every racist who ever said, “But not you, you’re cool”.

I’m crossing my fingers for American Horror Story but Spin City would be my second choice.

As someone who has a mother who broiled all meats (why?) ketchup is the only thing standing between eating and starving. But my father did it even when we ate out at restaurants so he has no excuse for being uncouth.

Crap, they look like pork chops. The slogan should have been “The worlds greyest steaks”. There is like zero effort here and I’ve never seen a steak look like that in real life. Is that even meat?

Kanye has ruined Kanye for me.

I hope she punctured a cushion and released the angry ghost of a former president.

That is one magnificent Faye Dunaway story. Bad for him but good for the rest of us. I’ve gotten sucked into, “Personal encounters with celebrities” threads, the best ones always involved Faye Dunaway or Mary Tyler Moore.