Yeah, why so much rage over information that isn’t even real?

I’ve never wanted to punch a baby in the face so badly.

Well, we did run away from home after a fight with our parents. And then we got super rebellious when they wanted us to pay our allowance money back. NOT HAVING IT. They’re not the boss of us and neither is Trump.

Welcome to my nightmare.

Do you Dick Cheney and Steve Bannon have slumber parties laughing about what it’s like to be the real presidents while having pillow fights?

Oh, great. Now he’s the voice of reason. From his quote about power being addictive it sounds like he has done a lot of self reflection and is speaking from personal experience. He definitely makes a better human than president but it’s still crazy to think this war lover sound so sane. WTF is happening here?

And they they admit they were wrong and he was right because he’s always right. I’m not sure how they look at themselves in the mirror without bursting into tears or flames.

He looks like he was created from tofu and corn husk hair.

Thank you for the support. I need a telethon to pay for my recovery.

I feel a bad (awesome) pun coming on.

It ruins more lives every year than the, “Butterfly Effect”. True story.

It’s not that bad. I feel like I’ve learned enough to commit a murder and if I don’t get away with it, I can be my own lawyer.

Those are guys who definitely doesn’t deserve anymore sex till they get some sex manners.

Ohhhhhhhhhh, hello keyboard. What I’d give for one of those super cool split keyboards and now I’ll never have one. A few years ago my husband bought wireless keyboards and mouse’s or mice? Whatever it is I hate, hate, hate, hate them.

I couldn’t stop the mental image of a truck with saggy testicles and a mullet.

Having to accept any other truth than what they were taught would mean they might have to question those beliefs and maybe even think for themselves. That could lead to accepting all the people they hate and having to give everyone equal rights. It’s really hard to be superior if everyone is equal.

I also tried that once but my attempt was unsuccessful and my back got all wet. I was stupendously drunk.

It means that one source is ”tremendous” and the other one is only “great”.