This is how he see’s himself in the mirror and not the man with a boxy toddler body we all see.

I’m voting for this one right here.. And I’m also going to take your googling advice. I’ve hated myself many times after not listening to previous warnings.

You need to look up the audio because hilarious. I mean that it was hilarious but now it’s depressing when you realize he’s the f’ing president. You can tell it’s him in less than 10 seconds and he didn’t really even bother disguise his voice.

He sounds like he’s buying time during a spelling bee. “SEQUESTURE.........sequesture.....hmmm S C no.....e...k, can you use it in a sentence please?”

It looked exactly like that and it was beautiful. Spicey’s getting angry now and remember, the travel ban is not a ban. I also want a motorized podium really badly now because it looks like crazy fun.

I can tell they don’t watch shark week or they would know antagonizing sharks never ends well. I hope the press bites their heads off.

I’m imaging this coming out of Sean Spicer’s (Melissa McCarthy Spicer) mouth and it’s amazing.

I’ve decided you can’t ever believe his initial thoughts on any subject. He needs to be able to change his mind 4 or 5 times till an adult in the White House tells him his real opinion. 

We have about 7 more circles to go before we hit rock bottom.

I think it’s more like, “I was camping in the woods and I ran into a sasquature.”

Science is a liberal scam. Frogs are witches, PERIOD.

I think it will be fun to watch the other people who believed him when he screws them over too. It’s really all I have left to look forward to.

Truth bomb detonated.

Or maybe he has his assistants do it? That’s how I’d do it if I had assistants.

He’s on the Patsy Stone diet. He ate a grape in 1991 and he’s still full.

He prefers one of their other names, Militia.

I had to read that tidbit quite a few times. And I thought he looks like my 71 year old mother. Don’t tell her I said that. He looks like life has been really rough on him and I can’t seem to find any sympathy for him.

Oddly he’s made no mention of this shooting, but he did take time out to mention the shooting in Chicago yesterday. But this shooting doesn’t fit in his carefully crafted narrative. And it could actually hurt him since the majority of his voters will look at this guy as a patriot. He probably doesn’t even know this…

This one is actually flattering compared to the one at the Movieland Wax Museum. Nobody has an attractive wax figure there. It’s kind of terrifying. I do love bad wax figures.

He definitely looks like someone you’d hate to give bad news to. He’d probably start throwing pastries and macarons at you. Mmmmm, now I really want to be surrounded by pastries. Straight out of the oven buttery delicious pastries.