There really is no bad Keanu. Hmmm, maybe during the Gift he wasn’t at full Keanu but it was still a pretty decent Keanu. The world would be a better place if we all tapped into our inner Keanu.

They also had a baby who was stillborn. Damn I’m getting all chocked up. That’s some painful stuff for one person to go through.

I’m going to say that Steve Bannon is Pennywise. He even looks like he’d make a great evil clown.

I don’t know why God hates yoga and it’s not like we sacrifice a goat every single time. Just during the summer solstice, obviously. Maybe it’s just that he’s not that flexible and is kind of embarrassed about it?

As another American Latino I completely disagree with you. He is an adult and should act like one and not like a teenage bully. It doesn’t matter if the kids had been there or not. The man went out with a gun in his pants so this was going to escalate no matter what. He was going to put his hand on that kid no matter…

He probably took the safety off while shoving it down his pants so he could be ready to shoot. And that makes me think he was already planning to shoot. Racist piece of shit cop. It also sounds like he’s a misogynist. It sounded like the kid said he had called a girl a “cunt”. I hope his life becomes a living hell…

I imagine all of this to be true except for the part where she has friends who do yoga with her. She probably thinks yoga is some kind of witchcraft and no way other humans want to be her friend.

I hope someone gets on this toot sweet because I suck at the computers but you may have just given birth to a meme. Congratulations.

You just took it to the next level of hilarity and also gave my nightmares some fuel. On the bright side, I’m going to let Stephen King know we just created a monster for his next book. Beware the Coulter Conway. She can unhinge her jaw and eat you whole.

We can come up with something fun and festive. Food is always a good place to start.

It’s like I always say, “That room really tied the room together”.

I’ve been trying to figure out who she reminds me of and I’ve finally figured it out. She looks just like the witch from Evil Dead and also Pumpkinhead.

My thoughts exactly. I will miss her sense of humor and I’m not really sure why she gave up comedy? She’s so hilarious and it’s a shame not everyone gets her style of comedy. Her,“Bowling Green Massacre”, bit kills.

It all makes sense now. You just can’t properly clean a slanket with sex fluids.

I think Kelly thinks she’s funny and she’s wrong on both those things.

The funket is the new slanket.

I don’t know about those stereotypes but I’m Puerto Rican so I carry a switchblade and jazz dance fight.

This never gets old.

Someone got a sassy new hair do.

Does he smell like fresh baked bread or apple pie? I’m turned on and hungry.