I have a 13 year old boy and there is no way either he or any of his friends are anywhere near ready for sex. My little dude still will get scared at night and my husband will read to him till he falls back asleep. He’s taller than me but emotionally he’s not ready for anything more complicated than deciding what…

How sad that this is where they draw the line. That is one low ass bar they’re setting.

I hate sitting on other people’s couches and it makes me feel uncomfortable. Couches are basically fart receptacles. But I do love my Ikea fluggen floggen. I can’t remember what it’s called but removable cushion covers are the best thing ever.  

It’s more like a swoon. She got the vapors.

Why does she have her dirty mouth on my husband? He obviously hates kissing her.

He seemed a little crazy around the part where he referred to himself as a king and a warrior.

OMG, that fall is so epic. She doesn’t even fall like us boring normal people.

Next up on a very special episode of, Too Close For Comfort. Rape, hilarious.

Holy crap, I looked it up and found this article.

I’m now picturing God drinking a scotch and saying, “I don’t care for Job”.

You better get on that. It’s probably on Showtime right now and I think you’ll always regret it if you don’t.

Did they have to drag the rest of us down in the hoopla with them?

I like the song but the teardrops sound effect kind of throws me. I’m enjoying the song, still enjoying it, like it, teardrop, what the hell?

I remember when those brows made a brief comeback in the 90's. I was happy when they showed themselves out the door. They just look so cartoonish. All I can think about is this.

Snore, dismiss.

I can’t define irony....but I know it when I see it.

This never gets old. I need more Spicer in my life. But only if it’s Melissa McCarthy Spicer. Real Spicer is getting to orange for my eyes to look at. It’s like looking directly into the sun.

Didn’t she date Fredrick Douglas?

It makes me wish Trump would get into a twitter fight with her. She’s destroy him. Nothing good happens anymore.

I feel like you better hurry up and trademark, “Shouty Spice” because I’m about to steal it.