I almost fainted reading this. I forgot what reading something based on common sense looked like. It’s like they forgot something called the, “Internet” exists and you can look shit up.

Maybe we need stronger lenses? I really am becoming my mother, the horror of it all.

Every morning I’m so scared to wake up and watch the news. But I’m also afraid of not watching the news. I also no longer enjoy things I normally do. We’re all just waiting around for his next disaster to happen. We’re a country being held hostage by a tyrannical man baby.

That clock will never move past 0. The shame of it all.

He’ll have to learn how to read first.

I know, I’m so terrified they are going to run away with our government and nobody will stop them. I am becoming so filled with rage but apparently nobody in charge has figured out a way to stop this alternative human. AM I TAKING CRAZY PILLS?

Since you put it that way, I’ll be running for president in 2020. My campaign will be, “Puppies & Kitties for Everyone”. I’m excited to be president for whatever portion of America is left.

They both need a year full of naps. And Vince Vaughn looks like he needs a dick punch. I’m fully against those but I think an exception should be made for him.

But who will protect the children from all the grizzly bears with guns?

I had to stop myself from pulling all my hair out. Some dumb ass Dr. (not sure how he graduated) was claiming, “Dr. Kind would have voted for Donald Trump like his niece did.” You can’t help having crazy family members.

Between this and Berkley I think we can all assume America will go up in flames in the next week or so.

I’ve only been there for Rehoboth. Otherwise I’d have no reason to go there.

I was surprised too. I love her in United States of Tara and It Follows, it did seem out of character. Do not try and fool us with your King Kong shenanigans.

EWWWW. Nothing sexy about getting some type of hep from Julio Iglesias sex water. Jacuzzi water is nasty.

My brain couldn’t figure out where the sentences stopped and started. I sprained an eyeball.

Now we know his mission statement.

This is certainly coming scarily back full circle.

Because they have to pay for all of our super expensive abortions and birth control so we can go be slutty slutterson’s. And some other stuff about welfare.

I don’t know if she’s allowed to use the cyber but if she is I want to get this very important message to her.

Let them eat diamonds.