I can’t think of another way to deal with a megalomanic who wants to destroy anything that’s good about our country because long ago someone bruised his ego. Most likely a girl who didn’t give a shit about money and would rather melt into the ground than be touched by his worm lips. “I’ll show her, I’m a smart person,…

Either way, you almost became a human pair of socks. Folded and put away neatly in a drawer. They really don’t care what they say or where they say it. It can lead to many hilarious moments but also some really embarrassing ones.

I can’t even let her get started on the conversation out of fear I may burst a blood vessel in my brain. Why is logic so hard for some people?

I had a marathon in August and kept thinking, “Too real, man, too real”

hahahahaha. “Take that thing baaaaack.” I’m still trying to send my sister back so I guess it doesn’t matter how old you are. First child syndrome is real.

He’s just throwing ideas out and if the tweets are positive he’ll stick with it and if not he sends Spicer out to clean up his mess. Who will have a nervous breakdown first, America or Sean Spicer? Neither of us is looking very healthy right now and he’s nearly as orange as his boss.

All we could do was stare at each other for 5 minutes with our mouths hanging open. “Did he just....say, NO?”He just hiked his pampers up and gave us the side eye.

He was just so adamant and the expression when he said, “NO”. I’m not gonna lie, we were kind of scared. I had a quick moment of, “Did I give birth to my very own Rosemary’s Baby?” He’s almost 21 and I’m fairly confident he is not the anti christ. I wasn’t sure about it when he hit puberty.

Mine son never seemed interested when I was pregnant with his brother. But when we introduced them, he smacked him in the face and said, “NO!” I’m thinking he didn’t care because he just wanted to be an only child.

I don’t think so either. I haven’t talked to my mother in awhile because her mouth is full of nonsense. She voted for Trump because she didn’t want anymore Sharia Law courts popping up. I tried to explain to her that more of them will not be “popping up” because there currently aren’t any. She used to be sane and…

I didn’t notice that and now that t-shirt is epic and we all need the t-shirt in our lives. And his little girl is with him which adds a whole other level of awesome. She can look back at this picture of him sharing this moment with her and be so proud of him. She’s going to grow up not taking any shit from anybody.

I don’t think he realizes his crappy tax hike, if it passes, is going to be harmful. The cost of making guacamole isn’t going to be worth it. I love my guacamole and I also love eating fruit in the winter. We’ll still end up paying for the wall in some form. It may be a complicated form but we’ll pay for it.

I guess our heroes are going to be coming from unexpected places.

Should someone tell Bannon how things ended up for Thomas Cromwell. Or should we just see it play out in real life?

Yes he does and no to all of this. He doesn’t even have any nipples.

Classic, Grandma.

I have family I’ve never met there. I wonder if they’d be cool with me just showing up and moving in?

If they just explain it to them I bet they’ll understand. So what if some of the land has been in their families for generations, it’s for the good of the country. I mean, how many guns could someone living in a border town have?

Now they’re international assholes.

It’s so shiny I can’t look away. I kind of want to use it as a nap time blanky.