They can’t all leave us, right? RIGHT? I’m scared. Hold me.

I feel like our democracy is Lennie just talking away about tending the rabbits and Trump is behind us like George pointing his gun at our head.

How long till they claim he was also fired?

I saw that. I loved the ending.

They went all in and it would be too embarrassing to admit they may have made a mistake. And by “may” I mean that they absolutely did.

Texas borderlands need the money that comes in from Mexico and they are not just going to give up their land because the government needs it. The government isn’t going to give them what their land is worth. Maybe he can just steal their and make them pay for the wall.? He’s sure not going to. But he can feel free to…

Damnit! who typed a question mark on the teleprompter?

I’ve had a thought he’s making such a huge deal about this because he didn’t get a pony once as a small Trump. His daddy didn’t love him enough to get him a damn pony and now he needs everyone to love him. I have no actual proof or facts to back that up but I don’t need any.

12 pm today.

Yeah, it’s only been 7 days. He’s going to need few more weeks to properly screw us all over like every business partner he’s ever had. America is about to become the new Trump Taj Mahal.

Then how will everyone you’re super rich and super important?

The nouveau rich are just so ostentatious. PUT SOME PANTS ON, you’re just embarrassing yourself now.

It’s like they’ve never even met Texas. They have this thing about not being messed with, PERIOD!!! They’re pretty sensitive on the subject. I know since I live in Texas. Some of that land have been in families for generations so they are not going to be willing to part with it. Eminent Domain is going to anger a…

One of my friends was dating a guy from Georgetown Prep and would drag us to their parties. I remember one terrifying night some uninvited St John students showed up (THE HORROR). I guess it could’ve been worse, at least they weren’t from Gonzaga.

That sounds kind of awesome.

Damnit, I thought there was going to be a surprise twist. This movie always ends the same way

Would these reports not fall under the FOIA? For some reason I just don’t feel ok with taking the Fanta Fascists word for it.

My eyes seem to be running. This is a man truly loves his fellow human and he makes me want to be better. Stop crying, eyes, damnit.

Whaaaattt, yay for my old home county (Gaithersburg, yo). It’s nice to know this since I know that isn’t going to be the case in the Texas city I live. I really miss crabs but am always full stocked up on Old Bay. I just don’t have anything good to put it on.

What a mashugana, in the best possible way.