Maybe they can take all that money they will save on all those abortions and use it to pay for our antidepressants? I’m only half kidding. I had to step away from news today because I felt a panic attack coming on. A legit panic attack. My migraines have also started coming back.

I’m going to drink to that. Side note, I already had some proseco earlier. The Trump presidency is going to ruin my liver.

I went back to re-read about both cases. It’s just so nauseating. He just crawled into bed almost naked like it was no big deal. Did he think she would take it as a compliment and be so grateful she’d have sex with him?

I resemble this comment. Watching some reruns a few years ago, I noticed my husband has a close resemblance to him. Was it really love or was I just trying to live out some teenage Tim Daly fantasies? Ah well. I may have taken my crush too far but we’ve made it 25 years. Also, nobody tell him, please.

Chicago brought it yesterday with 2 protests. I guess the other states where there were protests yesterday better watch their backs.

HOLY SHIT. I laughed so loud I woke my husband up, oops. I’m going to need to watch this once a day to get through the next for years.

HAHAHAAHAH. Look at how much smaller his hands are than Obama’s. You don’t even have to zoom in to see vast difference. That’s the picture I want hanging in the White House.

That woman should not be allowed anywhere near our children’s education. Her and her family are dangerous.

That pig is here to party.

Fun fact, the lead levels in Flint, Michigan have fallen below the federal limit. I’m sure that’s 100% true and a fact.

He hasn’t even been in office a week and America already needs a nap. She’s tired.

I feel that statement.

You’re right, I should definitely ask for more.

Ya’ll feel free to carry on. I’m just going to park myself right here and enjoy the view.

Hey ooooh.

Damnit, I want in on that bet. If only I had a rich daddy who would give me a million so I could make more money and then end up losing more than I made.

While crying and screaming, “My crowd was bigger than Obama’s and so are my hands.”

And Abbas was never heard from again.

The dude abides and I don’t know about you but I take comfort in that.