I have a buddy who is a doc and anytime I hang with him I end up hanging with other docs. Once, one of his buddies who is a gyno said that the drawback of his job is that women are so smelly down there. I shit you not. I was like “uh, not if you shower! What the Fuck is wrong with you?”. That and hearing all the…

Thank you for using literally correctly.

don’t hear the anal sex reference anywhere.

I love this response.

Nope. Fuck her for saying and thinking that way and fuck her for ruining music I love.

no, she was given a child through adoption.

I guess I’m boring too. I can hardly fit quickies into my schedule with my and Mr. FIP’s job. Life is hard. Must put hour long oral sex on my bucket list.

So, married now and very happy, but, should have dated more becaue booty calls were NEVER that gratifying. Why didn’t I have that dude in my life at some point?

And awful eyebrows. Def has a rapey vibe.

They look better the way they are. Seriously!

Man, Courtney stodden got fat. Time to die, biiiiiitch.

I changed my name to “Glahglahglahglah” which is the sound of his name when I say it with his dick in my mouth. Just kidding I kept my name. FIP 4 life.

I’ve never seen it happen, but, probably. There is a prn that is a passenger record that follows a person on every airline, every flight, for the rest of their life. I definitely noted bad behaviors on that with the gate agent after flight on one occassion. It is rare anyone bothers to record something on there. When…

Also, if flight returns to gate for you, you are getting arrested. Its a federal violation to not obey safety crap. If there are cops at the door for a person its because they are getting arrested.

Yes. I see what you mean. I have also been on a flight where air marshalls had to identify themselves and give a woman an ultimatum to sit down and finish the flight willingly (international over ocean so not many places to divert to) or get handcuffed to the seat. She wanted the flight to be over and banged on flight…

There was someone traveling with them in the aft of aircraft. The dog was probably supposed to be in that seat and this wackadoo moved Dog after they moved from gate.

I was a flight attendant in a previous life. If they already returned to the gate AND cops were there this had already been discussed to death. I have had unruly passengers who did this exact thing: tell me I’m a flying air maid and to Shut the fuck up about putting the Dog in the carrier...they are goi,g to have my…

Anti-choice. Pro-choicers are the real pro-lifers.

Please have her take care of the Trump problem we are having.

What. The. Fuck.