Kudos, you went a long way for that.
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Alternately: Sometimes it’s better to be pasty than good.
Let that be a lesson kids. When it comes to the NFL, always go with bland mediocrity over dopey racism.
Just a friendly reminder that this insufferable dickhead makes $10,300,000 of tax payer money per year while a citizen in Alabama working for minimum wage for forty hours a week would have to work 683 years to make that amount. Fuck you, Nick Saban.
Yes all 32 teams collude to keep garbage players off of their rosters.
Now, if this was a player interacting with his girlfriend, I’d probably have a different mindset
Jesus Christ the world is going to fucking end. The Hoodie was smiling... and it actually looked like a real honest to goodness smile. You know the type that normal, non-demons, have when they find something enjoyable or funny. Fuck, I’m not ready for this.
People like their boom sticks, their jacked-ups, their strong safety coming in like a missile and laying out the ballcarrier. The terminology is enshrined in the game as is the imagery of a middle linebacker standing defiantly over a running back groggy on the ground.
I would like to go on the record that I would have no problem dating a porn star.
“That reminds me, what ever happened to Wes Welker?”
You’d have thought Dez would know by now that everybody is just a commodity to the rich and powerful. They give you some money and then use your body as they see fit until they don’t have use for it anymore. Then they toss you aside. Didn’t his mother teach him anything?
So depressing but maybe that means that Big Brother will finally get cancelled so silver lining and all that.
The part that makes me most sad is that not one person in the process from concept to implementation spoke up and said, “Guys, I don’t think we should do this.”
American here, so I feel I am better positioned to analyze the idiocy going on down here than you are. It’s not really an “American Dream” or “temporarily embarrassed millionaires” thing, at least not literally. The vast majority of MAGA hat wearers who vote against their own interest (and whose families probably…
I love that the American Dream of one day getting rich is the brass ring that keeps most people voting like idiots against their own self-interest. One day they may need the tax break that the 1% get, and may be able to pay for private schools and private healthcare and be able to be “better” than the people that they…
This women is just so disingenuous, first she accuses “a mildly successful podcaster to a powerhouse CEO of his own company.”) like everybody wouldn’t figure out is was chris hardwick, c’mon. Then she was like I have evidence of abuse but I’m not going to release it and I’m taking a break from social media cause I…
The contrast between pro and college football coaches is striking. McVay can recall specific plays, but Art Briles can’t even remember the names of the players/sex offenders on his teams…
Oh yes, that irony is delicious, inject some more of into my veins!
Great, thanks Lauren. You could have buried that travesty down under some pictures of exploded hands before I had to see that.