All I see is the dude from Red Dragon

I’m leaving your “+3” comment, which now has 3 stars, as it is.

Posted it before, but found this hilarious.

This is what happens when you let women drive.

Bruce Arenas. We keep firing him and he keeps coming back.

My buddy’s parents are friends with the Belichick’s and my friend has met him a few times. Apparently, he’s pretty funny and an overall good dude.

We got to watch some old clips from football back then — the ‘30s and ‘40s and the Rams’ walk through in 2002...

“I had an OK time, but my trainer still isn’t allowed to give me my kelp scalp treatments & hydrogen-ion smoothies in the facility, so I’m super bummed,” one anonymous player said.

“The history stuff was pretty fun. It was cool to see what football was like in 1969. Ha. I said 69,” said one player who requested ‘anonymtitties’

Well, at least “The Eagles of Carthage” is a pretty badass team name.

Love the cop in the back laughing his ass off and making no attempt to help.

I understand that cities are dumb when it comes to dealing with NFL teams, but in what world does it make sense that stadiums get financed mostly through public funding, and then the NFL teams get to charge people to use their free stadium? For god’s sake, stop funneling money into these stupid teams and realize that…

Considering what they try to pass off as a pull up, I am not shocked.

That’s a quality burn. In three days he shall roll away the medicine ball from the door of the tomb

Who could have anticipated something terrible and ignorant coming from a CrossFitter?

It actually doesn’t impact that at all when you realize that the Browns spend most of the game with their heads shoved up their own asses.

I forget where I recently heard this - but apparently helmet stripes also have a utilitarian purpose. It allows coaches reviewing film (I’m assuming from an all 22 type angle) to see which way a player is facing - as the stripe stops at the face mask.

I would say “he’s running” but we all know Pete isn’t inclined to do that.

It would appear that Obama must continue to play the “Magical Negro” role until white liberals are satisfied with his overall performance.

He only had the most stressful job in the fucking world for eight fucking years. He’s a fucking private fucking citizen and can do whatever the fuck he wants.