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to find a compelling spokesman..

He said it would be great for the league to find a compelling spokesman — preferably a player — to promote all of the good things they were doing together.

“Don’t ever get old. Don’t ever get rich.”

Clearly you don’t have the right stuff. Probably not a winner. Too thinky.

I don’t know- football coaches and NFL execs judging other people’s “character” is kind of hilarious.

And technically, bullshit is stool.

Another traumatized child thanks to dad’s need for a second dick. I still think about the 9 YO who shot dead her gun instructor with an Uzi (if that is not spelled right, who cares?) all because her parents probably wanted cool Facebook photos of their daughter. Guns are stupid. Yes. All of them.

Great post. The only people I have much sympathy for in this story are the Frankie and Betsy Andreu. They never really understood the world or the people they were challenging until it was too late.

Dec 2 2018, Vikings @ Patriots.

“Mike Pompeo is outstanding. First in his class at West Point. A top student at Harvard Law School. A success at whatever he has done.”

“We had literally heard them all, we could recite them before he even started to say them...”

“Itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face” (Baby, Oakland)

Will Tom Brady Sit, Stay, or Play Ball?

It’s sad to see the greats resorting to this sort of thing once their body starts to decline, particularly because if Sanchez trusted in his experience and smarts he’d realise he didn’t need PEDs. As Charlie Whitehurst got older he started using a lighter clipboard, while Brian Hoyer adopted a more slow-twitch

I have never...attempted to gain a competitive advantage.

I’m so conflicted. On one hand, I’m loving Comey’s takedowns. On the other, I’m tired of his sanctimonious vibe and essentially tipping the election because he assumed Hillary was going to win.

That this story drops hours after the one about the ‘Hawks cancelling Kaepernick’s audition is perfect.

Los Gatos police

I mean, his spleen was done for. Removing the organ just seems unfair to the fans.

Wow, this team’s motto truly should be “Nah, maybe we should just pass instead!”