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Well it all depends on whether or not Odell has found Jesus again. If he has allowed the Lord Jesus Christ to be his life, given up the instagam prostitutes, the WEEDS, the SIN, then you pay the man what he is worth in the eyes of the son of god, roughly $19 million a year guaranteed.

I’ve woken up in a hospital at .40 so this guy is seriously close to dying

If you must know, I was there to meet with and to get to know sources who will assist me with other stories I’ll do throughout the year. But I also thought it might be fun to pull back the curtain on how the sausage gets made.

Lost in all this is why any journalistic outlet would pay these reporters to, apparently, go to whatever expensive steakhouse Jerry Jones’s bus is outside of, verify that his party is in fact in a private room, and then hang around and have comped drinks until 3 am while making meaningless small talk with other

St. Elmo’s is for real. Went there for work, into one of the private rooms (or maybe there’s just the one, in which case I was once in the same room as JJ at a different time) downstairs, and the shrimp cocktail did more for my sinuses than Flonase ever has.

I’m really disappointed by this. I always pictured that during combine nights, the scouts and coaches of teams retire to conference rooms where they all furiously masturbate as they try to one up each other coming up with “football speak” descriptions of the various prospects they watched or interviewed (e.g. “shows a

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The stereotype referenced is the laundry list of violent criminals the Bengals have happily employed over the years, while displaying discomfort here with the notion of a thinking black man exercising his right to free speech.

“Here in Cincinnati, we prefer our black men to reinforce racist stereotypes.”

Hot take- in a reasonable world Ray Lewis would keep his mouth shut when it came to issues of morality and comportment.

Simpsons gets a pass from my perspective. Probably doesn’t (and shouldn’t) mean anything to anyone else, but for me at least they are good.

My personal prediction would be the Fall of Arthedain, because it basically explains how the world as we see in in the LotR trilogy came into being. It tells how the North Kingdom fell, and Aragorn’s ancestors lost their crown and rule, and became wandering Rangers, how the Shire became the isolated, idyllic Hobbit

Why? Did he suffer a personal loss? Has he been the victim of a crime or an accident? Has he fallen ill? The answer is no to all those questions. He allegedly committed multiple crimes (multiple DUI, vandalism, dv). At what point do you stop feeling sorry for the perpetrator and start worrying about the victims?

I agree on eight showrunners, but they’ll all quit before the show starts, and then Peter Jackson will just step in, because that’s all he capable of doing these days.

It will be interesting if it is influenced by Game of the Thrones to the extent that it is less family friendly and more about sudden deaths, or Orcs getting sympathetic arcs. Grimdark, as they say.

This show will cost $1 billion but if you pay an extra $5, it’ll arrive by 8pm tomorrow.

In defense of Vodka Sam: she blew a .34, killing the game. I don't think she needs advice on how to college from anyone. She didn't die and sounds like she can hold her liquor. She's got thousands of proposals waiting for her

That's Hawkeye vodka and when I was in college many years ago it was less than $5 a bottle and believe me, you knew it the next day

Tums, Aspirin and Herpes meds. Shes a professional drinker and I'm in love.

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