On behalf of the World Wide Web, thank you so much for that post which made me spit out my metaphorical coffee on my metaphorical keyboard. Your comment is also, sadly, true. Allahu akbar.

Good point, very few men care about women’s sports. So why do women care about men’s sports? It’s like they see a group of guys having fun and insist on barging in.

“Generous size 8" sounds like code for size 10.

Did she swallow a beach ball?

I think we can agree that ANYONE who says “man, she woke” without irony is an idiot and will most likely have a very low credit rating.

Placing minors under the full control of adults without supervision is clearly a disaster. I have to assume it is even worse in other countries.

NFL ain’t got no time for hippies doing mary-jane. They should be taking opioids and drinking booze like all God-fearing Americans... 

According to the police report,“The woman told police that she struck Brantley first, under the impression that he ‘disrespected’ her.” She sounds like a quality person for sure...

Happy to see Trent Dilfer go.

He’s been a crap mayor, actually, so this is no surprise. Seattle always votes in sappy idiots and then they act surprised when they fail. Case in point: this mayor and the previous one.

Hitler was a vegetarian and a routine drug-user so he would fit in with the annoying hipster crowd quite well.

That is the face of a Trump supporter.

Fire Capers.

Wow, most women would kill to look like her at 50.

Great stuff, thank you for your poor professional choices!

It’s called desperately using a tenuous connection of 5 words between two different things to create clickbait that satisfies people still butthurt over an election in which their candidate, who had it in the bag until she crapped out, lost to a guy barely even running in the first place. 

Neck fat makes a great pillow for his head.

Is everyone fat now? Also what’s the deal with grown men dressing like children and wearing jersey’s with another’s man name on their back?

He looks stupid wearing that hat. Then again, maybe it’s not the hat.

Browns did a good job in subjugating fellow browns so it’s not a white people thing exclusively.