That is goddamn sexy.

I read the title as “sloppy hand job.” I’m lonely.

Why? She hit him first.

So she struck him first. What is the deal with people thinking it is a good idea to lay hands on someone and not expect to be struck back? Oh I get it, she’s woman so she can do whatever she wants because “grrl power” or whatever. Glad to see that her twink friend was there to help....

They are not rapists according to law enforcement and until that changes, calling them that is just an opinion and not necessarily a fact. There have been enough fake allegations to make me hold judgement until it goes through a proper investigative process.

Tyrod is a great poverty name. He’s lucky he’s in football.

Seriously? This guy is back?

Not surprised given some of the subtle signals about faith that the couple give out during the show.

Didn’t Hillary do a version of this during her husband’s presidency? She was deeply involved in his policy decisions. Oh well, I guess one gets a pass when it is a Democrat doing this. Anyway, Ivanka seems like the smart one of this motley family so maybe she should be around to keep her dad from going off the rails.

What, two black guys who don’t agree with feminist ideology? Color me shocked whilst I clutch my pearls in anguish.

Yeah, it’s better to remain within your own echo chamber. This way feelings aren’t bruised. I popped over from Gizmodo to post this, btw.

Fire Capers.

How hard is it to present suitable ID and register to vote? Not hard at all and if you can’t do that then maybe you shouldn’t be allowed to vote. All the “poor dumb yokels” that voted for Trump, including minorities, seemed to be able to do it. Sounds like sour grapes because the anointed candidate couldn’t get enough…

Wondering if the family is not happy with Olivia Munn’s race and Rodgers wants no part of that kind of negativity?

Chewing with one’s mouth open is not classy, Cam. I’d hate to be at the same table with him when he is drinking soup.

Powerful Kinja, thank you. I’d also like to make a shout-out to the massive pants that Paterno was wearing there. They look like the logo from David Letterman’s Worldwide Pants company.

Romo looks like a dad watching his son play football in that picture. Aching back and all.

Sitting for the national anthem because someone you dislike got elected is a childish and simplistic act. The national anthem is about America as a concept (freedom, bravery, etc.). Whether those ideals apply is not the point. If this guy wants to do something that actually means something, he can get involved…

I never get tired of that GIF. It’s always relevant.

McConnell needs testosterone therapy. He looks like a grandmother. Either that or he needs to visit a weight room and eat a steak.