Since you seem to also not really understand how Due Process works, let me clarify something for you:

It’s plausible that the whole thing was staged, but I hate Steve Harvey SO MUCH that I reject the conspiracy theory in favor of continuing to laugh at Harvey for being a dumbass. Learn to read, dumbass!

I have a friend who worked on it and he said there was a lot of special effects on her face. Which made me sad to hear because come on.

Is it wrong I’m kind of surprised Steve-O is still alive? I mean, good on you, man, but wow.

I thought she looked great, but she did sound like she took up smoking while leading the Resistance.

Did they do some kind of white liner on her lower waterline? I’m not into that, on anybody really. Otherwise A+, and she is A++++ GENERAL EFFING LEIA I can’t even get over how great that is.

Carrie Fisher is so badass I love her so much. And these tweets make me love her more.

1. Carrie Fisher is fucking awesome and people need to stop hurting her and her 3 feelings.

... I’m sure you’re joking. Because I change my kid’s diaper all the time despite having talked a bit naughty with my husband, because it turns out that dirty bedroom talk doesn’t prevent someone for caring for an infant.

Can I just say I really admire your maturity about this? Also,

I always find it entertaining how these people always characterize feminists as simultaneously being unfuckable monsters and dick-hungry sluts.

Ethel (resting bitch face and my spirit animal).

Taking this little guy in tomorrow for risky back surgery, and hoping he’ll pull through.

Our kids attend the same school & every time I’m walking my Golden Retriever up to meet my youngest, Sarah cries and throws money. True story

Like you, my handsome rescue lad is not impressed by Sarah McLachlan and her emotional manipulation. He just wants to be told how pretty he is.

Seems wise to go clubbing directly after getting out of rehab. Really dedicated.

But if you see her younger pictures, she was really homely. Now that she’s had lips, ass, boobs and a f-Ton of makeup added, she looks completely different.

carrying your own supply of glitter = #lifegoals

I volunteered at a con she was at once. She looked at us, decided we weren’t sparkly enough, and proceeded to sprinkle glitter on each of us. She just had a bag of glitter in her purse! “Now you guys are ready for showbiz!” she said.