My mother was always messy when I was a kid, but it wasn't debilitating. She became a full-blown hoarder after divorcing my dad and moving in with my now step-dad.

Here you go - not sure if it helps: http://jezebel.com/created-a-burn…

To which Ashlee Simpson's mother-in-law says, "Who?"

Sounds like you're about to squirt! How exciting! If you're into that, then let it happen. It feels great. He'll probably love it too.