...the fuck even WAS that prayer!?
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ICE would tackle his ass and beat him in front of little kids.
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Scene from the Donald Trump “Make America Great Again” rally, complete with garish gold and pussy-grabbin’
Jesus: “You should forsake wealth and help those less fortunate than yourself.” Republicans: “Screw that! I’m not paying my insurance or taxes just to help someone who’s sick!”
If the actual Jesus were to appear and preach peace and understanding and denounce bigotry and greed, these fuckers would say he’s fake news and find another messiah that loves guns and hates fags. The only doctrine that exists for them is that which satisfies their worldview and weaknesses.
The interesting thing is right wing Christians were absolutely convinced Obama was the antichrist, a false idol, messiah, etc. Yet here we are. A man who literally worships only gold. Who revels in his greed and gluttony, and cares not one iota for anyone except himself (well, maybe his daughter that he lusts after),…
Separation of church and state in action.
“Do you think you will ever get more work done so the right side of your face looks like the left?”
Thinking of 16 year old me, I would have definitely asked her, “If you’re so rich, why do you dress like that?” And then give her a look up and down like girl no.
My kid, when in middle school, with his best friend, organized a strike because they hated their class president. ..I can only imagine the glory of their anti-Ivanka CD.
“How many times per day do you find yourself regretting every life choice you’ve ever made?”
Of course the classic burn:
“You can’t do good and be poor at the same time,” Millender testified. “You can’t help the poor and be poor, it makes no sense.”
“Do you really think your husband is cute?”
The tag “SCAMMING IN THE NAME OF THE LORD” needs way more entries...