They were scared out of their fucking mind in the first election. In the second they were less scared but probably turned out in normal numbers to try and elect bland Mitt. Meanwhile, Obama was still able to pull together his “base.” But in this third election THEY. FUCKING. LOVED. TRUMP. AND. HATED. HILLARY! Their…

I struggle with understanding this too. My brother is one and the only thing I can figure out when I talk to him is that he really really really hated Hillary.

What I honestly cannot wrap my head around are the white voters who flipped from voting for Pres. Obama to voting for Trump. That takes cognitive dissonance to a whole new level.

I wonder if he had to go to an analrapist to sort out his feelings from this horrible case of bullying. Boston’s not too far from CT...

I wouldn’t have used “rectified” in my letter in this situation.

Now we know what to call him. Thanks, Sean.

I fucking wish

I think next season we will wake up with Hillary coming out of the shower near the Oval Office.

Agreed. He is the only winner from this fiasco. Beatty is gonna get clowned for being a senile and confused old man, Dunaway will be clowned for being the helpless bystander, and the remaining cast of La La Land will be memed to death for the next several days. Congrats to the cast and crew of Moonlight. They could…

Yeah, he was a real boss.

“Salty ass”

I wish!

I’m guessing (I don’t know the La La Land dudes) that the bald fellow who broke the news over the mic was the above-mentioned Jordan Horowitz?

I’ve never seen him before but I admire how he was serious as a heart attack about this. He wasn’t having any jokes, he was not putting up with any confusion, and he fucking…

That La La Land producer is who we all want to be in that moment. Decisive, understands priorities, gets the proof out there ASAP, and his hand was steady as a fucking rock holding that card up for the cameras to read.

That was nearly exactly what I thought. “If that wasn’t emblematic of this year ...”

Is it safe to assume we collectively opened the wrong envelope in November?

Uhh he didn’t call the movie. She did. He was showing her the card out of confusion. He literally reached into the envelope TWO MORE TIMES to see if there was another card in there.

Having spent 7 years working in a steakhouse, I can attest that there are exactly two kinds of adults who eat steak like this:

Ha! I FUCKING CALLED IT!