The idea was that this illiterate blowhard who embarrasses himself by running his ignorant mouth every time he opens it or logs into social media was an accurate representation of the common American. Rather than ridicule the nation for this, a more appropriate response would be to establish an international fund to…

Hello. I’m an American. When you find out, please let us know.

Because the majority of the people in this country are of a particular race and members of that particular race found Trump appealing because he catered to the prejudices they hold dear.

Because his opponent had a private email server.

Because we had to do something so we didn’t go from an uppity negro to a nasty woman! What about all the Muslims who want to kill us all! Heaven forbid! Any white man will do. (I wish I was kidding, too.)

A lot of people who live here are fucking idiots. It’s really that simple.

Cliff notes version:

Are you familiar with White Nationalism or the culture of fear generated by social conservatism?

Fear and Hate

3 million more American’s voted for the other candidate. its the way our electoral system works.

I live in the US am still trying to figure that out. It’s so embarrassing and horrible.

I would imagine it’s because of the great number of functionally illiterate Americans with severe personality disorders.

Being forced to watch the White House orientation video must have been tough for him, since it doesn’t mention him. The part about sexual harassment in the workplace must have been uncomfortable.

I really think there should be a show where Trump and a random person off the street are asked questions about current events and policy. Even knowing how stupid the average person is, I bet they would still know more than the President.

One time, I forgot about a presentation I had in fourth grade. I didn’t research or read anything. Totally forgot about it for weeks. I did my best to wing it, but I only fooled the other idiot kids in the room, not my teacher. Every time Trump speaks, I hear that presentation.

I am getting hoarse from yelling this, but Republicans don’t even have to like their candidates for them to show up and vote for them. They will literally vote for horrible people who they don’t particularly like, because they know at the end of the day, that they’ll largely get the job done that they want done.

Louisiana District Court judges are elected on partisan ballots. I can’t say I’m surprised that this is the result.

Exactly. These people are in power because old white conservative bigots get out and vote EVERY single time.

Wait, was this in the car or the restaurant? This is kind of sloppily written.