Bonus points for Butterymales and Obummer bla bla bla deflections.

For Christopher Paolini’s book shown in the photo - I suggest The Benny Hill theme.

What about radicalized “christian” suspects? Seems like this a.h. is a prime example of one of those who’ve been killing innocent people lately.

Why I’m cheering for a giant moon bound meteor.

To be fair and all the nostalgia aside; the original dirty dancing was pretty gawd awful.

Can confirm - had a roommate from there. Was the dumbest, loudest MF I wish I never met.

It’s very Scott Baio of him.

Are the comments referring to the pitchman or the product?

I’m sure we’ll have to apply for pre-screen electronics allowance permit so we can fly w/ our work laptops. For a small gov fee of course......

Southwest. Burbank Airport.

And this happened Kentucky ———> North Carolina. Surprise, surprise.

“I’ll remain sensitive to the fact that I don’t know what’s driving McDonald to drive erratically or without a license.”

A weird -off topic but kind of related- thing just happened to me involving BMWs - I was just crossing the Street in Santa Monica in the cross walk (the crossing has clearly painted lines and flashing lights btw), all east bound cars stop as required by law except a white BMW who almost tags me (missed by inches). I…

Wonder if he could sue them for causing a potential health problem / damaging his kidneys. That may get the BS policy changed.

Wonder if they know this “Mr. Hernandez also attempted to block his door from the inside by jamming his door with various items.”

“if God is infallible humankind is not and it’s humankind that transcribed “the Word of God” and did the editing and tweaked it over the years so even if you want to say the Word of God is infallbile, we don’t have the Word of God we have what is a version of that word that has gone through many, many alterations over…

I also recently learned (unfortunately via personal experience) that roaches LOVE the inside of dishwasher doors (retch). Waiting on the pest guy now.

Shave Pencey bald and he’s a passable Blofeld here. Trump would have to be one of his bumbling sidekicks / henchmen. Too bad the name “Fat Bastard” was already used.

An optimist sees the head as half full of hair. A pessimist sees it as half empty. An aspiring baldy sees it as totally full.

I wonder that too- I find I’m mis reading a lot of things - misspelling more and more, and even typing sentences somewhat backwards as if Yoda was typing them. I have to constantly edit the phrases in my e-mails so they’re in the right order and make sense. About to turn 52. sigh.