Afterlife was a reasonably good legacy sequel, but how do you make a sequel to a legacy sequel? That seems like unexplored territory.

uBlock Origin is the first extension I install these days.

Pretty sure that sticking scented candles up your vagina doesn’t really count as “retirement” anyway.

Too bad they couldn’t get the Max Headroom team to direct this.

Oh look at you mister high and mighty, boldly declaring that Peter Jackson is not a member of the Beatles.

Good. Literally nobody is blaming the actors for this strike.

What part of “Go Away” did he not understand?

Step right up ladies and gentlemen, step right up for Mr. Phil’s Cabletelevision Spectacular Extravaganza!

Alright sickos, here you go:

I think that’s what’s so impressive about Kubrick in general -- you can pick pretty much any two of his movies and they will be very different. The guy could make a movie with any genre, tone, character... and the results would invariably be amazing.

Cage says he kept looking at the “Nicolas Cage Loses His Shit” compilation and thinking “‘What is happening to me?’”

I think the larger problem with the Arrowverse isn’t any single plot element, it’s just that over time they forgot what made it fun to watch. The multiverse to me felt more like one of the symptoms, but not even the first one.

I mean obviously Nic Cage isn’t entirely against AI, as they used deepfakes to de-age him in The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent.

Hopefully Biden sees Jurassic Park soon so he can protect us from dinosaur attacks.

“What did the first toilet say to the second toilet? ‘Let’s call our band KISS.’” - Neil Hamburger

Wow. I didn’t expect to start the day by learning that Flavor Flav, of all people, is still alive.

Well I don’t mean to harsh your mellow but Halloween falls on Tuesday this year.

Oh come on, we all know how this plays out. They’ll lose their life savings in some sort of crypto scam or whatever. Then they’ll go on an apology tour while touting their OnlyFans (or worse — a podcast.)

I should mention here that I was high as shit (hey it’s legal in California) and had completely forgotten that it was Halloween.

Los Angeles really takes Halloween to the next level. I hadn’t considered how seriously all the actors, models, makeup artists, costume designers, etc. would celebrate a holiday where you wear costumes until I witnessed it in person. Kind of obvious in hindsight though.