He’s an invasive species, keep him out!

The clip of Butters getting an anal probe in the teaser trailer is from the 2005 episode “The Death of Eric Cartman.” See a clip here:

The intended audience for this list:

How about they fix the Indiana Jones ride at Disneyland before putting out another movie? I know I’m dating myself here but that ride hasn’t worked for shit since the 90's, and fixing it would be a good promotion.

Michael Jackson is surprisingly silent on the matter.

In the unlikely event you can even get this video to play, it’s just about a Howard Stern interview from a year or so ago. Nothing new here.

What they meant by “Asian accent”:

A beloved screen icon who was known for playing sexist shitheads. Who could have guessed?

Meanwhile, the price and user experience of torrenting HBO content remains the same.

These bozos make Neil Breen look like Steven Spielberg.

Yes but let’s keep Steve Brule away from Jan.

Eh, I dunno. Who else but an absolute douche would hold such a strange looking wine glass?

Me after strapping all this shit to my face to enter the metaverse:

For those who don’t know, Miscavige was the wife of Scientology leader David Miscavige.

No, no, no. Stimpy is the cat. Ren is the dog.

This trailer doesn’t include Dale (Gregg Turkington) so I can only give it four bags of popcorn.

Sounds exhausting. I feel bad for anyone who has to sit through this shit.

AMC: American Movie Cancellations

I for one am always surprised to learn that this man is still alive.