Finally, the perfect engagement ring for the love of your life who enjoys kinda gross salads.

Nic Cage should make this into a feature-length film:

Either that or J. Robert Oppenheimer’s “I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds,” which is a little more melodramatic.

As a Nic Cage fan in general, I’m so looking forward to this one.

I really miss the old days when Epic was a tiny company making games like this:

This reminds me of the time Van Halen made Gary Cherone their lead singer, in the sense that nobody will remember this a year from now.

“Enough is enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes in these motherfucking Oscar nominations!”

They should have called it My Dinner With Larry.

...in a movie that’s not about Dracula.

As an American I completely disagree. We should have been punished by international sanctions of all types for our mindless intrusion into foreign conflicts through the past few decades.

I’ll definitely watch it, but I have some reservations when it comes to making Cage a secondary character in a movie.

He’s... not wrong. The Oscars used to be held in a hotel ballroom and it wasn’t a big splashy event produced for industry outsiders.

The former alt-rock station I used to listen to in the Bay Area played a shitload of Britpop, and by the time Be Here Now came out, I think they were playing more songs from Space than from Oasis.

Unfortunately there’s a whole audience these days for entertainers, politicians, etc. who are well known for punching down. It’s time we stop accepting not only them but their endorsements.

Aside from the name, the EPCOT theme park has absolutely nothing to do with Walt’s vision for the Florida property... for better or worse.

No shit. This would have been an open and shut criminal case in almost any other country. (Not saying Baldwin was the only culpable party through.)

“Defendant Zachary Horwitz portrayed himself as a Hollywood success story,”

Ali Wong doing a standup special when she’s not pregnant just feels completely wrong.

The history of The Horse in Motion is a fairly interesting one. It was part of an experiment Leland Stanford (founder of Stanford University) was working on about how horses ran.

Wow, who could have guessed that Danny DeVito has access to weed?