happyinparaguay
HappyInParaguay
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Maybe the Library of Alexandria never burned down after all, they just put each author’s scrolls behind a different paywall and everyone said “fuck this” and left.

I can’t believe AV Club, of all publications, would miss the chance to ask if he was familiar with Vic Berger’s edits of Jim Bakker.

Let’s not forget that birds are dinosaurs, so next time someone says that Republicans are “dinosaurs” you should correct them and insist on comparing Republicans to single-celled organisms instead.

Is it just me or is it strange for the trailer of a show’s new season to completely ignore the ending of the previous one? All they had to do was include a line like Q saying “Something’s changed about you, Picard” as a nod to the last episode we’ve seen.

A keyhole that’s open on both sides is so uncommon in the modern world that it can’t be what this is really intended for.

The premise sounds like a particularly forgettable episode of Doctor Who.

When the allegations against Harvey Weinstein came up years ago, Brad Pitt was mentioned as one of the few men who stood up to him. Guess you can’t always trust the tabloid news.

Sure, but how many of those 80's and 90's hunks are still, you know, hunks?

The original Lion King came out when I was a teenager and I saw it in theaters at the time. Having grown up on Disney movies I didn’t think much of it at the time.

When the remake came out I went back and watched the original — I was totally blown away. It’s not a perfect film, but the animation is some of Disney’s

Yeah nobody remembers Bob Dylan or The Beatles. Good point.

Its funny how everyone remembers the long defunct GeoCities, when its competitors at the time AngelFire and Tripod are both still around today.

As a kid the first “behind the scenes” content I ever remember seeing was when Burton took us behind the scenes on the first season of this new show called Star Trek: The Next Generation. Really didn’t have much to do with reading but it blew my little kid brain.

For the first time, I feel bad for COVID-19.

This is for sure one of those cases of a stopped clock showing the right time.

I loved the original game, so this news makes me want to rewind time and prevent this adaptation from happening.

I’ve seen so many trailers for this movie that I feel like I’ve already seen it. Thanks for saving me the $15, I guess?

Can we just stop talking about West already? The guy’s obviously mentally unstable as hell and I doubt he’ll seek treatment until he hits bottom. That’s not going to happen until we all collectively agree to ignore him.

I’d like to know her explanation for defrauding investors prior to his involvement.

Anyone who claims “jet fuel can’t melt steel beams” is clearly cherry-picking facts that aren’t even relevant. But it doesn’t even matter since arguing with idiots is a complete waste of time.

I, for one, refuse to believe that a time traveling alien wouldn’t have a British accent.