See also: this article from The Onion circa 2009:

Watched this movie last night and I was surprised, there are so many hilarious moments that aren’t in the trailer at all. I was worried it’d be like watching a bunch of episodes of The Eric Andre show and get tiring after a while, but there’s enough of a story to keep it going without losing its flow.

A friend clued me in to this bonkers podcast called SYGNYL. It starts off like some trippy philosophy lesson with various narrators. The whole thing quickly becomes an interactive podcast with some unexpected twists and turns.

Fox has already issued a statement contesting the suit, stating that it’s “proud of our 2020 election coverage, which stands in the highest tradition of American journalism...”

The old People Mover track is probably the saddest thing about Tomorrowland, reminding people that it used to have an additional ride that snaked through the area. Autopia, well... that’s the perfect spot for a new ride.

Seems to me “that’s not how it happened” and “I was abusing substances” are mutually exclusive statements. If one is in an altered mental state where memories may not be entirely clear — or even missing — there is no way one can be certain what happened at the events in question.

Arrested Development is easily my favorite sitcom, and I can’t even imagine it without her. RIP Jessica Walter.

This is why dril is still the emperor of Twitter:

Those summaries kind of ruin the mystery of trending topics. It used to be whenever you clicked on one, 99% of the tweets would be “Why is XYZ trending?!?!” and there would be no way to find out for certain.

Still nowhere near as bad as email. Not even close.

I like how The Onion went with an almost identical photo for their piece on this situation:

Or worse, it could wind up like Nokia’s mobile division.

Well what more would you expect from Rudy “The Cousin Fucker” Giuliani?

Look the question isn’t “why doesn’t AV Club cover The Simpsons anymore?” because that’s fucking obvious. The real question is “why does AV Club still cover Saturday Night Live?”

...and then ~25% of that TV coverage is related to the place hosting it.

Since the entire point of the modern Olympics is to bring in international tourism it’s hard to see how this could possibly fail.

I want the Mrs. Featherbottom NC-17 cut.

Wait, they actually film this live? That seems pointless.

Of all the movies where the studio decided they wanted to crank out a trilogy and film them back to back, I think the Pirates of the Caribbean movies might have been shafted the most as the second and third movies lack any of the charm of the original. The third one is such a mess it’s obvious they started filming far …