After he died, Trebek discovered that life is was just a simulation run by Watson out of an airport in Toronto.

They can just go back to Gab... oh wait, that was banned ages ago.

It’s pretty trivial to download free to watch YouTube videos, by the way.

Via Getty, the founder of the Getty Museum in Los Angeles.

Whatever happened to “when the looting starts the shooting starts?”

I think she’s had a great run as The Doctor but if she gets replaced after the upcoming season that’s fine too. I just wish the stories had been more even over the past few seasons.

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I feel bad for the future historians who are trying to figure out all the questionable decisions made during the COVID-19 pandemic.

Randomly met an immigration lawyer a couple years ago and asked her about Melania. She surprised me by saying that models typically qualify as skilled workers and have a good chance of immigrating to the US legally.

I predict that when Giuliani dies, it will be on live TV and he’ll die because his head just spontaneously falls off of his neck. People won’t find it odd because he acts like a living cartoon anyway.

Straddling the line between Tim And Eric-esque meta-irony and brutally honest journalism, AGNB sought to document the fringes of a nation plagued by ills both viral and societal, sometimes venturing into situations even mainstream outlets refused to get near.

$5.5 billion sounds like a lot, until you remember that Quibi raised $1.75 billion.

Doesn’t Apple still own the NeXT trademark? Can’t imagine the company that brought you Siri would be happy about a show about a rogue AI using the same name.

Okay, I’ll stick with torrenting in that case.

Hoping there aren’t any horses loose in the rehab center.

Well if I can’t trust Van Morrison and Clapton for medical advice, then tell me who exactly am I supposed to trust, hmmmm?

Really enjoyed Another Round. The premise doesn’t sound very interesting on paper — four middle aged guys go an an alcohol-fueled bender to try and recapture their youthful spirit — and if it were an American movie it would probably be a comedy featuring Ed Helms. But no, instead it’s a celebration of life and loss…

Does Sony not actually perform any testing before allowing a game to be listed on their storefront?

My dad’s about Walken’s age, and he (my dad, that is) is the one who taught me how to use a computer when I was a kid.

What do they have to apologize for? Nothing is more cyberpunk than overpriced, glitchy software.