This kind of silly bullshit is the reason Twitter was made. Less Donald Trump tweets and more of this shit, please.

How are you supposed to know when to be constantly outraged by everything if you can’t see the lower half of Tucker Carlson’s face though?

Sounds like Quibi itself may have been a “quick bite.”

The Dune trailer looks interesting from a visual perspective, but the dialog is so generic it had might as well be a trailer for a video game.

I’m still up for replacing her with Eric Andre.

So wait, this show had nothing to do with Grosse Pointe Blank? Or if it did that movie was even more forgettable than I vaguely remember.

Jason Bateman: “I won!”

Why the hell does anyone treat this guy as a reliable source of news in the first place?

Wasn’t terribly interested in this film until I heard Ted Cruz was against it.

Does anyone outside of the MAGA crowd even give a shit about the Smashing Pumpkins at this point?

Nick Lutsko is the heir apparent to Weird Al’s throne, and I mean that in the best way possible.

Tim & Eric’s Mandatory Tour was even more accidentally on the nose, as Tim ended up giving the entire audience the extremely contagious “Pork’s Disease” and the CDC had to fly in with the cure for it (which you could get at the merch table.)

Me waiting to hear who gets COVID-19 next in the film industry:

This is your brain. This is your brain wrapped in foil on a beach. We already forgot what point we were trying to make because we’re on drugs.

I mean that’s nice, but this is the same company that’s single-handedly done more to destroy live music than anyone else.

When They Might Be Giants put out an album called Severe Tire Damage, the band Severe Tire Damage claimed they would put out an album called They Might Be Giants (but ultimately never did.)

Guy Ritchie wasn’t available?

This looks far more promising than the teaser trailer released a few days ago.

Wake me up when they reopen their Paramount Parks division.

Whenever this guy comes up my mind immediately jumps to this: