They should call it The Wilde World of Spider-Woman.

The U.S. is famously a death-denying country...

That would seem to line up with the rumor that The Orville was cancelled.

I’m also perfectly happy with not seeing it at all if they’re only releasing it to theaters in the middle of a fucking pandemic.

I’d much rather see him in Hannibal season 4 anyway.

Great, now kids are going to be blowing their noses left and right trying to get free Legos.

I’ll always have a soft spot for Phantasmagoria, despite it being a classic example of why FMV adventure games were a poor idea.

Nothing to do with ratings, Paramount is just too cheap to license music used in their movies for home video releases.

The same Paramount that’s known for releasing heavily butchered cuts of their movies on video? Great, I’m willing to pay (checks notes) exactly nothing for that.

...the best you were getting was a janky live recording or a mixtape with unwanted cameos from your local radio DJ.

Seems wrong that an AV Club article about the Y2K bug would touch on movies about it without mentioning Office Space, the Mike Judge comedy about disenfranchised office workers fixing the Y2K bug at a bank.

To me it seems better suited to the arcade -- it’s fun to play for maybe 10 minutes or so, but it gets very repetitive after that. I own the Dreamcast version but never really play it.

Sure, I mean it’s definitely a product of it’s time, and for a remake you’d have to redo (at the very least) all of the graphics, audio, soundtrack, control scheme... and probably much more.

If ever there was a game demanding to be remade with modern graphics and control schemes, it’s the original Deus Ex.

Whenever someone says “I want to pet Dennis Quaid” it’s going to be very confusing now.

Theranos should be on this list.

If they really want to get people in the theaters, they’ll have to pander to the MAGA/QAnon crowd with movies like Plandemic, Hillary’s America, Out of Shadows, etc.

In related news, the Blockbuster account on Twitter has returned after a six year hiatus:

Guys, I’m starting to think Mr. Peanut isn’t even a real person.