Ugh. There are bad Star Trek fan fics that are more enjoyable than whatever I just watched.

I prefer we edit him out of the White House instead.

We also have Corman to thank for at least a dozen or so movies featured on MST3k.

God has abandoned the bakers responsible for these.

Too bad Boeing didn’t read The Far Side about the dangers of accidentally hitting the “wings fall off” switch.

Still sounds more presidential than John McAfee.

If you count Sully, he also likes acting on airplanes that accidentally become boats.

I don’t think many soldiers would be terribly keen to die for a guy who bribed his way out of the draft.

Much like Ayn Rand, satire is also dead.

Remarkably there is a third option — let’s call it The Crying Game option — where a virtually unknown androgynous cisgender actor is cast as a transgender character.

I’d like to petition that from now on whenever AV Club refers to Quibi, it shall be described as “the MoviePass of streaming services.”

Who killed Hannibal?

Okay, that’s good. For some reason I’m imagining a metal band.

Assuming he even makes it to the ballot, will this split the narcissist vote or the Black vote? Or both?

Renting Conan makes me think of the Awesome Show episode where Eric buys Tim his own Robin Williams. Not such a good idea, it turns out.

Parler, Gab, etc. are all basically this year’s version of the conservative Wikipedia knock-offs from last decade. They’ll be forgotten just as quickly.

Ah yes, the “I refuse to comprehend your comment, therefore I’ll respond with pseudo-intellectual babble” defense, aka the “pulling a Ben Shapiro.”

How exactly is Twitter banning books, in your alleged scenario here?

They need to get Neil Hamburger on this podcast, he already has at least 20 minutes of material about the Red Hot Chili Peppers.