YAAS. I tell ya, women below 60, we strong, but women over that age that survive that stuff along with all the  other bs that was just being alive, man, that’s strength that can blow up the universe.

“Why is it that most people who are against abortion are people you wouldn’t want to fuck in the first place?”

But then you’d just end up with a Brontësaurus. 

Shelter Cat Update!

God you’re a prick. But if we have an open bar someone may get “gasp” drunk and what would the kids think? WHO IS THINKING ABOUT THE CHILDREN!?!?!?!?!?

That’s some mighty projecting on your side. Also no the wedding is not about the other people there, it’s about the bide (and the groom but mostly the bride). From practical reasons (some of the bridal parties have young kids, like ages 1-3 and the spouses would be responsible to watch them during the ceremonies) to…

Are said family members paying for my fucking wedding? I’m getting married in Nov and Mrs. Vicious and I have ZERO PROBLEM not allowing kids. We are paying for it. It’s up to us. Someone doesn’t like that tough shit. And have you ever attended a wedding with kids? It’s fucking exhausting.

I think it’s fair to say that holding all the available elevators on one floor, so no one else can use them, MIGHT just be a problem in a medical tower. The parents should have intervened.

Perhaps you should go back and read slower.  The kids had called all of the elevators and were holding all of them.  And it's not an anti-kid crowd - it's an anti-parent who can't be bothered to make the kids behave in public crowd. 

Do you take your little kid with you to work every day? To your doctor/dentist appts? Golfing/surfing/motorcycle rides? There are places and events not appropriate for young kids.

Or you’re saying that you’re throwing an adult-themed party and they should hire the same babysitter they would hire to go to a movie.

All of our friends managed to get sitters. Then again, they also managed not to suddenly become new people when they reproduced. This has nothing to do with the "old them" versus "new them" (no such thing) and everything to do with not wanting them to have to leave at 9 pm or having an infant cry during our vows. 

Not necessarily, just a bunch of people that don’t think infants should be allowed literally everywhere.

“I went there when no one else did”

I recently had my wedding in an event space that doubles as a bar/music venue. It gave us such a good excuse to put “This venue is a bar and unfortunately can not accommodate guests under the age of 21. Guests with children should make appropriate arrangements” on all of the invitations. I don’t know if it was…

I like children. I just can’t eat a whole one.

People can get babysitters

It is a bar. There is no reason to have a child in a bar at all, and it’s a gift that this place only limit it at dinner hour or later. Bar patrons (who outnumber Sam) have the right to expect their bar to act like a bar. And I assure you, using the “greater good” method of calculation, society appreciates the rule.…

Made a highly complex sequential list of instructions for ya, my dude.

Yes, you, a single person who went to this place occasionally put this place on the map, all by yourself, because your level of influence is just that monumental. Also you’re right, they’re rejecting your child specifically - it is a slap in the face to you! Also, you and your child are the most important people in…