Umm...have you hung around middle aged adults recently? A large portion of the conversation will revolve around bowel functions, esp. flatulence due to medication, and include tips and tricks for not stenching everyone out of the car. You know all those boys in sixth grade who thought farting was the most hilarious…

You’re not interesting because you jerked off in front of women for decades. Why does that mean I have to listen to you? Why does that make you interesting. You didn’t get your career ruined by a vindictive creep. You spent 20 years harassing your colleagues and threatening them with retaliation and now I gotta…

Pretty Woman or haven’t you young folks seen that?

I prefer to go around the group and ask everyone to tell me one thing they love about me, why they love it, and what they are going to do better next year to make me love them more. Then I request a small monetary donation in my honor to be placed in a basket at my feet. Finally, they get to choose one article of…

Yeah, I have trouble picturing how this went down.

I guess I can stop knitting those ankle scarves I was planning on gifting to my family on Christmas. 

So hold on, a girl who is trafficked and preyed upon, forced in prostitution, kills a man who picks her up, is given over 50 years, but a grown ass man killing his girlfriend, pouring bleach on her, and not calling 911 until she’s definitely dead only gets 3 years? Yeah, I can definitely see how he’s more capable of…

What he loves about Michael Rapaport is his face.

I love the guy, every time I see his picture posted on a story on one of the Giz sites, I invariably think to myself “Goddamn I’m aging well.” It’s a hollow high, sure, but you have to take your victories where you find them.

Michael Rapaport is 48 looks 63 and acts 16. If you keep literally every aspect of him exactly the same there’s hotter men every place anywhere. 

I didn’t realize Scientology had its own “Anti” show, though I’m not surprised. But considering they don’t encourage (to put it lightly) their members to seek outside media, what’s the justification for such a show? “We thought we’d counter all these claims one by one for no reason coming from these absolute nobodies…

The last 2 or 3 seasons had women and men. Overall, it was terrible because the men were brought on so there could be some showmance drama but Nyle was pretty classy through his season. Then again, it would have been a challenge for him to stir up drama because his competitors were busy yelling at each other so they…

I also hate the story because can you imagine what would have been said about Amber Heard of she had destroyed his property because she wanted attention from him????

That, his lipliner, and his Long Guyland accent.

Yeah, Jason is really well known for doggedly calling attention to human rights abuses like that. That’s what made Friday the 13th such a shitty horror movie.

The story with him destroying Amber Heard’s books because she wasn’t paying attention to him filled me so so much rage that I’ll never be able to find him hot again.

Momoa is super meh and gets more and more Meh the more he talks

The wheelchair is in case anyone faints at the site of his hotness and he needs to set them down somewhere safe.

Damn! DiMarco is gorgeous! I had no idea ANTM had a cycle with men. Maybe reality tv has a place in my life after all.

Note to Editor: Please make Kate your official burger reviewer with reviews of all the burgers at Chili’s, Friday’s, and Applebee’s as her next three articles followed by all the burgers at fast food joints. Thank you!