Small steps are still steps.

She is rich and she is very beautiful. No need for false modesty or to apologize for it. She won the genetic lottery and turned that in to a successful life. That’s all well and good as long as she remembers that those two things don’t make her a better, or more deserving person.

No one is asking her to apologize, because no one has thought about her in years.

Eh, give it a few months and you’ll probably be able to have your chance.

Gisele didn’t say anything remotely worth apologizing for. Saying you get wiser as you get older isn’t saying young people are stupid. Wisdom isn’t the same as intelligence. Wisdom implies experience.

You know, saying I’m petty for being irritated by his Twitter presence this week (and in general) is fair enough. But brushing off the Amy Winehouse corpse as “Dead celebrities are a thing at Halloween” is a little weird to me?

Does she look good though? I’m asking for a friend.

Hey without a bullet in the chamber, there is no point to Russian Roulette.

Sometimes I randomly wind up on Dirt Bag through cross-linking wormholes starting from Kotaku, so I’m coming into this with little awareness of who most of these people are.

On a side note: the raccoon is safe. It made it to the roof, was trapped and is now safe.

I just kinda squeeze the avocado half until the pit pops out? But 99% of the time I’m mashing it up anyways, I guess it would matter more if I needed pretty avocado.

1. I had to get three stitches after an avocado incident. 2. Holy shit, she’s 75?

The biggest revelation on the lead story is that Joy Behar is 75. Who knew!

Unpopular take: Felicity should have stayed an art major and stuck with Simon Rex who she lost her virginity to. She never wanted to be a doctor! The fact that she went to med school still makes me angry.

I remember seeing U2 at MSG, and Bono gave a shout out to “Tim Robbinsson and Susan Sarandon” so that’s what I’ve referred to him as since.

My dad was one of 7, and every year when we all get together, there’s a night when they all fight about who had the worst childhood.

I have two girls (7 and 9), and they spend much of the summer with their grandparents a few hours away. I’m a single parent and can’t afford full-time daycare, so it’s the best option I have. This is the first week they’ve been gone this summer, and while I already miss them, it’s definitely a relaxing change to get…

I can’t even wrap my head around why people want to have one child. And I have two of them!

I know the answer is likely religion, but I can’t quite wrap my head around why people would want to have 14 children. My family had four and it was a mess of scheduling, meal planning, laundry, etc. This would be my nightmare.