is a korean stuffed cucumber a cucumber stuffed by a korean or with a korean?

My parents knew each other for two weeks before they got married. They were married for 66 years.

They watch one episode SG-1 and suddenly think they’re Teal’c

Ah, BBLMSALMSFC. I believe that’s pronounced “BubbleMySalamiSanFrancisco”.

Can I talk about the time I attached not only the email chain with the exact same question from the year before but also the email chain from the year before that - and, and this is the best part - an email chain from two years before that? I was very annoyed. It wasn’t quite my proudest office moment, but it’s up…

Seriously, are you me? Have I finally lost it as a result of the condescending office bros and am I speaking to myself on a burner account I made?

I would rather hear some say “like” 50 times than hear someone say “indeed” once.

I think we should all evaluate others based on their interactions in elementary school. It is the only real assessment of someone’s character.

Yeah, he’s in the same category for me as Bill Murray - the “Celebs That People Love But Are Actual Dickweeds In Real Life And I Can’t Understand Why Folks Like Them” category. Or, to make things easier, CTPLBAADIRLAICUWFLT.

Someone once tweeted that “per my last email...” is polite-speak for “bitch can you read” and truer words were never...tweeted

There was a six month period of my life where about 85-90% of my emails started with “per my previous email” and I wanted to kill everyone I came in contact with. It took everything in my body not to just say, “I told you this would happen you fucking idiots.” or “Pay attention. I don’t write this shit for my health.”

Oh my god. Her response really is absolutely perfect.

It’s the 20th anniversary of a show that is way more culturally significant than it should be.

“ I’ve been seeing stuff criticizing people for posting suicide prevention numbers - including one friend of mine who said ‘suicidal people know the numbers.” Having taught 7-9 graders that had the opportunity to write the facillitators of the group anonymous questions I can assure you they do NOT know the numbers and…

I had worked in restaurants for about half my life, before finally giving up the ghost in college when I couldn’t hack it while trying to study. I had finally gotten to the point where I was finding my feet as an adult, and one of the indulgences I got myself was Amazon Prime and a Kindle. Using their lending library,…

I can’t believe she’s getting shit for not being able to yell over top of that group of douche bros. Have the people castigating her ever BEEN in that situation? Because I have, and good luck with making your voice heard of their endless, loud, testosterone fueled  yawping.

I’d wrap him in the blanket, get clear consent, and join him there. After Gods and Monsters he is 😍, forever.

“It wasn’t intended to kill him, the fact that he died is simply irrelevant” try that one in court.

Good to know— if someone gropes me to make a joke, or if a guy is sexually assaulted in a locker room as part of a hazing activity, or if someone pulls up a girl’s skirt in public, it’s cool since it’s not an intended sexual advance.

Hmmm...I’ve been eating pasta and cookies for years, but have not been losing weight. FAKE NEWS!