The best is when they’re all group pics and you can’t tell who is actually the person the profile belongs to.

God. That is beyond stupid. Like how am I supposed to guess which one out of five jabronies the user is? It's never the hot one.

*CORRECTED*

12 is so young to get married.

Also Kendall > Kylie 100%

there was an episode— and I don’t remember the context, I think they were in vegas?— where Scott was drunk out of his mind and Kourtney started telling him “when you sober up—” and he interjected “that’ll never happen!” just such a hilariously belligerent response.

When he told Kim that she knows what to do while she was getting ready to walk down the isle for the third time, he instantly became my favorite.

No one is playing gold according to another article I read earlier today.

My umbrella needs to be big enough to cover both me and my butler who is carrying it for me. I’m not going to have him walking around in the rain like a filthy savage.

Wendi goes out and gets exactly what the fuck she wants and I. Ain’t. Mad. At. It.

Holy sh*t....what twisted soul came up with the crucifixion cookies?!?! That’s DARK.

Why the fuck is Chris Jenner in there? Can’t the daughters have friends without her becoming involved?

You know, this one of my new fears. I’m minding my own business out in public, giving everyone the stinkeye they richly deserve. I’m in the background of some random photo and end up as an internet meme.

Don’t be too bummed. Kids at his stage of development are sorting their world out and putting things into categories. While he’s figuring out why some people are girls and others are boys, he’ll have more trouble with the idea that boys and girls can like the same things. He’ll also have trouble with the concept that…

my co-worker saw him on the street the other day (I work in downtown Ottawa), said he was greeting people (and posing for their selfies) until his own security people moved him on. She said he was quite tall and slim. Lucky girl, she’s also seen our Minister of National Defense, Harjit Sajjan, in person.

That sucks :( I babysit several boys between the ages of 5 and 10 and I’ve watched most of them start picking up sexist ideas as they get older. I try to gently counter the things they say and sometimes they listen, other times they don’t, but I know a few instances of the babysitter trying to combat sexist ideas is…

Embarrassingly, this sort of turns me on a little bit.

I’m a straight male, and even I’m crushing on this dude.