My kid is the same age and has been taking gymnastics on and off since he was barely walking and he can... kind of walk on a balance beam and do a somersault?

Well - I'm avoiding eating an entire bag of chips today, so I feel like I'm winning as well.

Oh, I thought Ellen was going to bring Daddy out in the end.

Someone commented on another post:

If he didn’t have a gun, he’d have stabbed her or beat her to death, run her down with a car, etc. I’m the biggest advocate for gun control there is, but this is a domestic violence and control issue, not a gun issue.

*please pull through*

My conversation about homosexuality with my kids, then ages six and four, went like this:

You asked the question. You seem to imply that the “ID” was the magic talisman that “proved” gender. Well guess what, transgender people can and do get them for their correct gender. So what’s your problem now?

Hmm, I wonder if that's ever actually been a problem for anyone, ever.

The state department or social security office, both of which will issue ID marked for the gender a person identifies with.

Maybe it’s revenge, but if she’s owed the money, she’s owed the money.

The prosecution fucked this one up. The women should have been told all of this way before the trial. That the women are now saying that they only learned about the power of “post-incident conduct” during the trial is a complete indictment of the failure of the prosecution. The prosecutors should have been sitting…

It’s normal for anyone. I say this as a professional dog walker. If you have a dog that is on the larger size, you should just assume people are not going to be comfortable with your dog going up to them, for the safety of other people and for the safety of your dog. If your dog is out in a public place, you should…

I just can’t. I was born in San Francisco; my parents live there, today.

I’d like to tack on to that. The United States military holds itself to a high standard, at least on paper, and cannot wait to tell the public how they run a tight ship and have control over the people who enlist and on and on. If they refuse, or otherwise cannot take sexual assault seriously, then it really flies in…

I agree, this tall tale about two guy famous for being dickholes acting like dickholes to a stranger doesn’t pass the smell test at all. She must be trying to score that sweet ‘had several Lakers be rude to my Mom’ money. I will inform the internet immediately.

I dunno their Calamari1 looks delicious.... *smh*

When that one producer was like, “before meeting Jax, I assumed I could tell when someone was lying to me,” I was CHILLED.

Right? Normally those “unseen moment”\”behind the scenes” specials are boring and everything in them was clearly left out of the primary show for a reason, this special was legit awesome. All the crew’s reactions to them, and all the cast being like, “Oh yeah, I was totally lying there. Totally. Lying my face off.”