After a long day, and returning home to get my car stuck in the snow so I had to shovel it out just to get in the house, and I was already 2 hours late getting home, and it’s only MONDAY, this story made me smile uncontrollably. Thanks, Deadspin. You guys are ALL RIGHT. I hope the Fight Song house goes on forever.

All of this outrage over a misquote. Nice, Nice.

Except she didn’t say anything about diversity. The headline was wrong. Variety corrected it later. She was answering a question about women, not people of color.

Well, she wasn’t talking about black people. She was talking about gender inequality. And she prefaced it by admitting she’s lucky so it’s awkward for her to discuss it.

It’s synthetic marijuana. It’s not pot, it’s pan

No joke (and somewhat on topic). My grandfather, who missed 1 Baltimore Colts game their entire existence (for my Uncle’s wedding) and died within a year of their moving to Indy, was convinced Super Bowl III was rigged to as to put the two leagues on equal footing for the merger (or something like that). During his…

I’m totally going to click on this random internet link

I would agree about the insecurity thing if it were not for the fact that women spend an inordinate amount of time dolling themselves up everyday because they are too insecure to go out the door without makeup.

Ye, you are 100% right. One nitpick though. If women are equal to men, then why didn’t they just stop the injustices that you just listed? Seems a bit weird that one gender is constantly marginalised throughout history in every single culture

Probably because white men have achieved more in history than any other race or gender combined.

I am sorry, but fuck sloths. They have little to no survival instincts, they are useless to humans and they’re absolutely hideous. This goes for koalas and pandas, too. They, along with sloths, should be round up and gassed. Every one of them.

No. It happened because the Panthers are delaying the game by giving the footballs away and idiots like him are running down there to get them. And a Rangers fan died a few years ago from a fall while trying to get a souvenir. And that’s the God’s honest truth about that.

Wow, the deadspin staff never misses a chance to take a shot at Trump. It’s almost like their writing can’t stand on its own merit and they have to resort to cheap political digs.

I bet they’ll have a harder time with Cam Newton than they did with a statue like Brady.

Yeah, it is.

Just normal HS.

She is chubby compared to most all of the girls I went to school with.

She is chubby.

Can we go with average-sized instead? All bodies are normal bodies, unless we’re perhaps talking about medical literature.

I can’t believe Jezebel (of all places) praised the weak-ass Bachelor sketch, but let the Oscars sketch- the only actual cultural satire with any teeth in the episode- go by unremarked.