“it would be hilarious to watch Von Miller cream an unsuspecting Tom Brady well after the whistle.”

You're wrong. It's all real. Thankfully, though, Sgt Slaughter regained his love for America and is no longer on Iraqi sympathizer.

Foul shots are meant as a punishment for fouling. If they are no longer a disincentive than the rule needs to be changed. Who cares if they are “given a free pass.” I want to see people play basketball, not slap at a random person.

Are you joking? Who gives a fuck what they shoot in practice if they’re incapable of doing it in a game.

And then you take a shit... and then you wash your hands.

Wait, when did Hamilton Nolan switch over to Deadspin?

Take a shit, wash your hands

When I was 34 I took both of my parents with me to buy a new car. I knew everyone thought they were bankrolling me. They weren’t. I’m financially solvent, just emotionally bankrupt.

Candy Spelling

Randle El in particular could have been a devastating soccer player. With his physical skills and ability to see the field, it’s not a stretch to say he could have been a star. As far as baseball goes, it’s quite a stretch to say that he would have made the majors, let alone be playing at 36. His game was slap hitting…

Kal Randle El?

Far more scumbaggy to breathless write about the banning of DFS when one of your coworkers won 1,000...and teacher’s unions have to show up to protests too.

Oh, I’m sorry. You haven’t taken an official stand on the issue of daily fantasy itself, but rather against the two largest marketers of the product. While I know that is a worthwhile distinction, and that those two entities are big smelly turds of rape, paper cuts and stubbed toes, I don’t really give a shit. LEAVE…

I’m thinking they’re less scuzzy and more in over their heads.

“Scuzzy” based on what? The “insider trading” that a third party law firm agreed never happened?

Look - show me one law in Texas that states “Daily Fantasy Sports are illegal here”. If you have no such law, let me refer you to the UIGEA, signed into federal law on October 13, 2006. (As far as I know, Texas is not yet its own country.)

I’m glad Deadspin has taken a negative stand against daily fantasy, because none of your readers find it fun at all to play daily fantasy sports.

Actually, lots of people watch TV during the week. It’s why prime time is a thing. The debates aren’t football; they’d be better during the week, like Thursday or Friday. When did this weird “people have no time during the week to do anything but work and sleep and if they’re lucky eat” thing come from?

Fuck them, too. I’m a redhead in a redhead family, and it sucks beyond words to see my nieces and nephews reduced to tears every day because kids think it’s funny to make fun of “gingers”.

Well, it’s not surprising when you consider that only the worst of the worst actively listen to sports radio. You’re listening to a parade of dipshits beat a dead horse 24 hours a day. That sports radio exists at all is a terrible indictment of the human condition. At least with this horseshit site I get links to…